Tom Kenny - Titanic

Kenny, Sanchez, Sykes, Hedberg, Jackson Season 2, Ep 2002 05/23/1998 Views: 3,196

Teenage girls are fixated on "Titanic." (2:38)

WE MAKE FUN OFDOPEY TEENAGE GIRLS,BUT WITHOUT THEM,

WOULD "TITANIC" BETHE #1 BOX OFFICE DRAWIN THE COUNTRY ?

I DON'T THINK SO !

LET'S GIVE DUMBTEENAGE GIRLS THEIR DUE !

THAT MOVIE IS #1 BECAUSE13-YEAR-OLD GIRLS AREGOING TO SEE IT 25 TIMES.

LIKE FINALLY, 13-YEAR-OLD GIRLSHAVE THEIR STAR WARS,ISN'T THAT WEIRD ?

( In Valley accent )"I THINK IT'S SO--A GOOD MOVIE,

"IT'S, LIKE, SO SADBUT IT'S ALSO ROMANTIC.

"IT'S ROMANTICALLY SAD."

WHEN I SAW "TITANIC,"THERE WAS ACTUALLY SOMETEENAGE GIRLS BEHIND ME,

BITCHING THAT IT HADA SAD ENDING.

WHEN YOU'RE GOING TO SEEA MOVIE CALLED "TITANIC,"

YOU CAN PRETTY MUCHFACTOR THAT IN.

( Valley accent )"OH, MY GOD, THE SHIPIS GOING TO SINK,THAT IS SO SAD.

"I LIKE THE MOVIE, BUT WHYDID IT HAVE TO BE SO SAD ?

AREN'T YOU GLAD THOSE GIRLSWEREN'T IN THE FOCUS GROUP ?

JAMES CAMERON HAS TO WRITEA WHOLE ALTERNATE ENDING...

"WE'VE HIT AN ICEBERG, CAPTAIN,WE'RE GOING DOWN WITHALL HANDS ABOARD.

"WAIT, SHE'S JOINING HERSELFBACK TOGETHER.

"HOORAY !

"ALL RIGHT, BOYS, LET'S SAILTO THE WEDDING OF THESETWO FINE YOUNG PEOPLE."

THERE WAS SOME THINGSI LIKED ABOUT TITANIC,

I LOVED THE CHARACTERSOF THE BAND.

I WANTED THE WHOLE MOVIETO BE ABOUT THEM.

THEY WENT OUT OF THIS LIFEAND THEY SHUFFLED OFFTHIS MORTAL COIL,

DOING WHAT THEY LOVED TO DOAND YOU KNOW THAT'S TRUE,THAT'S DOCUMENTED.

THE BAND REALLY DID PLAYAS THE SHIP WENT DOWN.

THAT WAS THE ONE PARTI THOUGHT WAS REALLY BEAUTIFUL.

I KNOW A LOT OFMUSICIANS,

I KNOW GUYS THAT WOULDWANT TO DIE PLAYINGTHEIR INSTRUMENTS.

THESE GUYS FOR GOD'S SAKE,GIVE 'EM A HAND !

THAT'S A COOL BIT WHERETHE SHIP IS GOING DOWN,

AND ONE GUY SAYS,"I DON'T THINKTHEY'RE LISTENING."

AND THE OTHER ONE GOES,"THEY DIDN'T LISTENAT DINNER EITHER,"

AND THEY JUST KEEP PLAYING.

I START TO TEAR UPAT THAT MOMENT,

THIS GIRL BEHIND MEDESTROYS THE MOMENT BY SAYING,

( In Valley accent )"DUH, MAYBE NOBODY'S LISTENINGBECAUSE THE SHIP IS SINKING.

"REAL GOOD TIMEFOR A CONCERT, DUH, DUH !"

"OH, MY GOD, MISS TENNESSEE,WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE ?

"MISS ALASKA,YOU'RE AT THE SAME MOVIE I AM ?"