ABOUT GOD AND JESUS,

I WOULD HAVE TO GIVETHE OPPOSITION EQUAL TIME.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

PROBABLY FIGURE OUTWHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE.

- IT'S SATAN, SIR.- [LAUGHTER]

REAPER.[Maniacal Singing Voice]

♪ EVERY SINCEFIRST MAN HAS WALKED THIS EARTHI HAVE BEEN HERE ♪

♪ TO WHISPER SEEDS OF DOUBTAND EVIL THOUGHTS INTO HIS EAR ♪

♪ I AM THE BEASTTHE OUTCAST ANGEL ♪

♪ FALLEN FROM ON HIGH

♪ I GO BY MANY NAMES BUTTHERE IS ONE YOU CAN'T DENY ♪

[High Pitched Voice]MY NAME IS SATAN.

HI EVERYBODY.MY NAME'S SATAN.

GOOD TO BE BACK IN NEW YORK,BORN AND RAISED.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

YEAH. QUEENS.

NOW AH, LET ME TELL YOU ALITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF, OKAY?

♪ MY FRIENDS ALLCALL ME 'OLD SCRATCHIN'I AM A CAPRICORN ♪

♪ MY TURN ONS ARE ROMANTIC WALKSAND KILLING THE UNBORN ♪

♪ I GOT LITTLE DEVIL HORNSAND A LITTLE GOATEE ♪

♪ A LITTLE DEVILISTEP A DEVILSYAND LITTLE CLOVEN HOOFS♪

♪ MAKE IT KIND OF HARD TO SKII'M SATAN ♪

♪ HE-HEE

♪ MY REAL NAME IS BEELZEBUBBUT YOU CAN CALL ME BEELS ♪

♪ I LOVE TO WATCH FOX NEWS

♪ AND THEN GO CLUBSOME BABY SEALS ♪

♪ THEN I'LL TAKE A BUBBLE BATHAND DRINK A ZINFANDEL ♪

♪ TRY TO WASH OFFTHAT BABY SEAL SMELL ♪

♪ THEN I'LL MAKEA TOAST TO ME, HEY ♪

♪ HERE'S TO MY HELL

♪ MY NAME IS SATANAH YA-AND... ♪

♪ I SPAWNED AN EVIL SONSO MY EVIL COULD BE SPREAD ♪

♪ BUT HE WASTES HIS EVILSINGING SONGS ABOUTSPECIAL KIDS NAMED FRED ♪

♪ I'M IN EVERY ZEPPELIN ALBUM

♪ I'M IN ALLRUSH LIMBAUGH'S RANTS ♪

♪ I'M THE REASON THATBARACK OBAMADOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE ♪

[LAUGHTER, OH'S AND APPLAUSE]

♪ IF I WANT TO EAT A SOULI'LL JUSTTHROW IT ON THE GRIDDLE ♪

♪ NO NEED TO MAKE A DEALI DON'T NEED TO TELL A RIDDLE ♪

♪ AND [BLEEP] CHARLIE DANIELSI DON'T CARE IF HE CAN FIDDLE ♪

♪ I'M SATAN6-6-6, THANK YOU ♪