ABOUT GOD AND JESUS,
I WOULD HAVE TO GIVETHE OPPOSITION EQUAL TIME.
[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]
PROBABLY FIGURE OUTWHERE I'M GOING WITH THIS ONE.
- IT'S SATAN, SIR.- [LAUGHTER]
REAPER.[Maniacal Singing Voice]
♪ EVERY SINCEFIRST MAN HAS WALKED THIS EARTHI HAVE BEEN HERE ♪
♪ TO WHISPER SEEDS OF DOUBTAND EVIL THOUGHTS INTO HIS EAR ♪
♪ I AM THE BEASTTHE OUTCAST ANGEL ♪
♪ FALLEN FROM ON HIGH
♪ I GO BY MANY NAMES BUTTHERE IS ONE YOU CAN'T DENY ♪
[High Pitched Voice]MY NAME IS SATAN.
HI EVERYBODY.MY NAME'S SATAN.
GOOD TO BE BACK IN NEW YORK,BORN AND RAISED.
[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]
YEAH. QUEENS.
NOW AH, LET ME TELL YOU ALITTLE BIT ABOUT MYSELF, OKAY?
♪ MY FRIENDS ALLCALL ME 'OLD SCRATCHIN'I AM A CAPRICORN ♪
♪ MY TURN ONS ARE ROMANTIC WALKSAND KILLING THE UNBORN ♪
♪ I GOT LITTLE DEVIL HORNSAND A LITTLE GOATEE ♪
♪ A LITTLE DEVILISTEP A DEVILSYAND LITTLE CLOVEN HOOFS♪
♪ MAKE IT KIND OF HARD TO SKII'M SATAN ♪
♪ HE-HEE
♪ MY REAL NAME IS BEELZEBUBBUT YOU CAN CALL ME BEELS ♪
♪ I LOVE TO WATCH FOX NEWS
♪ AND THEN GO CLUBSOME BABY SEALS ♪
♪ THEN I'LL TAKE A BUBBLE BATHAND DRINK A ZINFANDEL ♪
♪ TRY TO WASH OFFTHAT BABY SEAL SMELL ♪
♪ THEN I'LL MAKEA TOAST TO ME, HEY ♪
♪ HERE'S TO MY HELL
♪ MY NAME IS SATANAH YA-AND... ♪
♪ I SPAWNED AN EVIL SONSO MY EVIL COULD BE SPREAD ♪
♪ BUT HE WASTES HIS EVILSINGING SONGS ABOUTSPECIAL KIDS NAMED FRED ♪
♪ I'M IN EVERY ZEPPELIN ALBUM
♪ I'M IN ALLRUSH LIMBAUGH'S RANTS ♪
♪ I'M THE REASON THATBARACK OBAMADOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE ♪
[LAUGHTER, OH'S AND APPLAUSE]
♪ IF I WANT TO EAT A SOULI'LL JUSTTHROW IT ON THE GRIDDLE ♪
♪ NO NEED TO MAKE A DEALI DON'T NEED TO TELL A RIDDLE ♪
♪ AND [BLEEP] CHARLIE DANIELSI DON'T CARE IF HE CAN FIDDLE ♪
♪ I'M SATAN6-6-6, THANK YOU ♪