Uncensored - Katt Williams - Sneaky NASA S**t

Katt Williams: Kattpacalypse Season 1, Ep 101 02/23/2013 Views: 12,004

Katt Williams remembers the days when NASA used to report to us. (2:30)

WHITE PEOPLE WANT BARAK OBAMAOUT OF OFFICE SO GODDAMN BAD.

OH, YOU SHOULD HEAR THEMMOTHERFUCKERS ON TALK RADIO.

OH, THEY HATE THIS NIGGER.

IF THEY COULD SAY THE WORD"NIGGER," OH--

THEY SAY EVERY--OH, THEY HATE THIS NIGGER.

OH!

OH.

"GOD DAMN, HE'S FUCKING,FUCKING UP THE GODDAMN COUNTRY

IS WHAT HE'S DOING.

GODDAMN ENTITLEMENT."

POOR NIGGER.

POOR NIGGER.

JUST UNDERSTAND,IT'S FIXING TO BE 2012.

THE MAYANS WASN'TBULLSHITTING.

THE MAYANS SAID IT WAS SOMESHIT OUT THERE.

AND THEN SUDDENLY, THE MAYANSDISAPPEARED.

NOW, THEY TELL US THE MAYANSDISAPPEARED 'CAUSE THEY CAN'T

FIND NONE OF THEY FUCKING BONES.

BUT LET ME REMIND YOU THAT YOUCAN GO TO ANY MOTHERFUCKING

MUSEUM ANYWHERE IN THE WORLD,AND THEY GOT A WHOLE 62-FOOT

DINOSAUR FROM HIS NOSEALL THE WAY TO HIS NUT SACK

AND HIS TOES,5 BILLION GODDAMN YEARS AGO.

HAD A LITTLE COMPANY,USED TO BE IN AMERICA,

CALLED NASA.

STANDED FORNATIONAL AIR, SPACE EXPLORATION.

TAKE MY WORD FOR IT, NIGGERS.

IT STOOD FOR GOING UP THERE.

LOOK AT WHITE PEOPLE.

"THAT IS NOT WHAT IT STOOD FORAT ALL.

THAT'S...

THAT WOULD BE N.E.A.S.A.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT HE'S--"FACT OF THE MATTER IS,

NASA USED TO REPORT TO US,LET US KNOW WHAT

THE FUCK THEY WAS DOING.

AND FOR 40 YEARS, THEY SPENT$500 MILLION A YEAR SENDING

SPACE SHUTTLES UP,BRINGING THEM BACK DOWN.

AND THEY USED TO LET US SEE THEMWHEN THEY TOOK OFF.

[whooshes]AND THEN WHEN THEY LANDED,

WE'D BE RIGHT THERE.

AND WE'D SAY,"SHOW US WHAT YOU GOT."

THEN THEY STARTED DOINGSNEAKY SHIT.

TAKING OFF THE SPACE SHUTTLES AT3:00 IN THE GODDAMN MORNING

AND SHIT,LANDING THEM IN THE MIDDLE OF

THE NIGHT.

AND IF THERE AIN'T NOBODYLOOKING, THEY JUST WALK OFF.

JUST...

[whooshes]