Wheels, Ontario - Tunes the Rapper

  • Season 2 , Ep 10
  • 03/18/2014
  • Views: 5,008

After one of her poems gets a positive reception in Coach Teacher's class, Tunes asks Mikey to accompany her to a hip hop club in a questionable neighborhood. (2:24)

- IN THE PIT OF MYTAR-BLACK GUTS.

- LITTLE LOOK INTO THE BROKENMIND OF INUIT ANDY AGAIN.

FEEL LIKE MY CAT JUST DIED.

OKAY, TUNES, YOU READYTO READ ALOUD?

- TUNES, DON'T FREAK.YOU'RE FANTASTIC AT THE ARTS.

- THANKS, MIKEY.

[wheelchair hums]

THIS POEM IS ABOUTOUR NATIONAL PARK, BANFF,

AND FIRE SAFETY.[clears throat]

"BANFF IS ON FIRE.CONDITIONS ARE DIRE.

"HEAVY, BLACK SMOKE,TOO MUCH FOR FIRE FIGHTERS.

"YOU EVER HEARD OF ALBERTA?

"WELL, THE FIRE IS MUR-DAHTO THE NATIONAL PARK,

"AND ITS FLORA AND FAUNA.

"I'M A BANFF MOTHER HOSER,BORN AND RAISED.

"I'M A BANFF MOTHER HOSER.STOP THE BLAZE.

FIRE PREVENTION!"[applause]

- WHOA, WELL, ALL RIGHT.

WHO KNEW WE HAD A YOUNG DRAKEON OUR HANDS.

OKAY, THAT WAS GREAT,

WITH A POSITIVE MESSAGEABOUT OUR FORESTS.

- MACKEREL, TUNES.THAT POEM WAS BLAZING HIP HOP.

YOU COULD BE A REAL RAPPER.

- THANKS, MIKEY.WORD.

[school bell rings]- [whistling]

- HEY, LEGS, LET'S CHAT.

- YEAH, WE NEED YOUFOR OUR GRADE-13 PRANK.

- A PRANK? BUT IT'S NOTMEAN-SPIRITED, IS IT?

- NOTHING TOO RADICAL.

- WE'RE GOING TO FILL UP

COACH TEACHER'S OFFICEWITH PASTA.

[laughter]

- PARDON, I DON'T THINKI FOLLOW.

- WE JUST NEED TO FILL UPYOUR AUTO WITH PASTA,

THEN PUT ITIN COACH TEACHER'S OFFICE.

- [laughs]HMM, I HAVE TO THINK ABOUT IT.

- DON'T BE SUCH A HEN,EH, WHEELS?

- OKAY, FAIR ENOUGH.

[school bell rings]

- HEY, TUNES, I KNOW YOU'REA FIRST-RATE RAPPER NOW,

BUT WHERE ARE WE GOING?

- RIGHT THERE.

- IT SEEMS LIKE A BITOF A DANGEROUS NEIGHBORHOOD, NO?

- I'LL BE FINE.I'M A REAL RAPPER NOW.

- YEAH, I JUST FEEL LIKE THERE'SSOME ROTTEN PEARS MAYBE.

- IF YOU'RE GOING TO BESUCH A HEN ABOUT IT,

YOU DON'T HAVE TO COME IN.

- I'M NOT BEING HEN ABOUT IT.

I JUST CARE ABOUT YOUR SAFETY.

- DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT.I'LL BE FINE.

- FINE, THEN.WHY DON'T YOU JUST GET OUT?

- I NEED MY CHAIR, MIKEY.

- OH, SORRY.I FORGOT ABOUT YOUR DISABILITY.

[door-ajar alert beeper beeping]

PLEASE DON'T ROB US.

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