Mario Cantone - What If He's Gay in the Womb?

Cotter, Blitz, Lombard, Cantone Season 3, Ep 305 01/22/2000 Views: 4,422

Mario sings a song about the sexual orientation of a fetus. (1:45)

TWILIGHT OF THE GOLDS.

AND THE PREMISE OF IT WAS

THERE'S THIS DOCTOR WHO CANPREDETERMINE THE SEXUALITY

OF THE BABYWHILE THE WOMAN IS PREGNANT.

AND AT THE END, THERE'S THISSAPPY LOVE SONG OVER THE CREDITS

THAT KIND OF SUMS EVERYTHING UP.

AND I THOUGHT, THERE'S GOT TO BEA BETTER VERSION OF THIS SONG.

SO I FOUND ONE.

♪ YOU SAY THAT YOU'RE WANTING

♪ TO HAVE A LITTLE CHILD

♪ YOUR CLOCK IS TICKING

♪ AND IT'S DRIVING YOU WILD

♪ YOU KNOW THAT THIS LIFEHOLDS NO GUARANTEES ♪

♪ SO YOU BETTER LISTEN,LISTEN, LISTEN, LISTEN TO ME ♪

( laughter )

♪ HE COULD HAVETWO PERFECT HANDS ♪

♪ AND TEN PERFECT TOES

♪ AND BABY SOFT SKIN

♪ AND A CUTE BUTTON NOSE

♪ HIS HEAD COULD BE SHAPEDLIKE THE MOST PERFECT BALLOON ♪

♪ BUT WHAT IF HE'S GAYIN THE WOMB? ♪

( laughter )

♪ WHAT IF HE'S GAY?

♪ WHAT DID YOU SAY?

♪ WHAT IF HE'S GAY...

♪ BOOM-BOOM-BA-DOOM,BOOM-BOOM-BOOM ♪

♪ IN THE WOMB?

( applause )