-I'm not gay.
I would have sex with JustinTimberlake-- one time.
I don't think it makes a mangay to have a crush on one
of the greatest malemusicians of our generation.
Doesn't make me gay.
I'd bang him.
Justin Timberlake, Tom Brady.
Doesn't make me gaythat I would have sex
with Justin Timberlakeor Tom Brady.
Justin Timberlake, TomBrady, George Clooney.
Doesn't make me gay thatsometimes when I can't sleep
at night, I'll makea list of other men
I want to have sex with.
David Beckham, obviously.
The ShamWow guy.
I want to bang theShamWow guy with fervor.
Think about that.
It's just right there.
My friend Nathan Zeiter.
I want to bang LeBron James andDwyane Wade at the same time,
but Chris Bosh has to watch.
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