Uncensored - Michael Kosta - Man Crushes

South Beach Comedy Festival 2011 Season 1, Ep 5 03/07/2011 Views: 3,973

Wanting to have sex with Justin Timberlake just once does not make Michael Kosta gay. (1:01)

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-I'm not gay.

I would have sex with JustinTimberlake-- one time.

I don't think it makes a mangay to have a crush on one

of the greatest malemusicians of our generation.

Justin Timberlake.

Doesn't make me gay.

I'd bang him.

Tom Brady.

Justin Timberlake, Tom Brady.

Doesn't make me gaythat I would have sex

with Justin Timberlakeor Tom Brady.

George Clooney.

Justin Timberlake, TomBrady, George Clooney.

Doesn't make me gay thatsometimes when I can't sleep

at night, I'll makea list of other men

I want to have sex with.

David Beckham, obviously.

David Hasselhoff.

The ShamWow guy.

I want to bang theShamWow guy with fervor.

Clean-up's easy.

Think about that.

It's just right there.

Anderson Cooper.

My friend Nathan Zeiter.

I want to bang LeBron James andDwyane Wade at the same time,

but Chris Bosh has to watch.