Uncensored - Neal Brennan - Meeting the President Pt. 1

Neal Brennan: Women and Black Dudes Season 1, Ep 101 01/18/2014 Views: 3,600

Neal Brennan takes a tour of the White House before meeting President Obama. (1:16)

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LET'S GO POLITICS.

I'M AN OBAMA DUDEIF YOU CAN BELIEVE IT.

UM...

[ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

I LIKE BARACK.I GOT TO MEET HIM.

THAT'S PART OF THE REASONI LIKE HIM.

I MET HIM LAST YEAR

AT THE WHITE HOUSECORRESPONDENCE DINNER.

MY BUDDY SETH MEYERS HOSTED IT,

AND I WROTE A BUNCH OF JOKESWITH HIM,

AND -- AND WE GOT --I GOT TO GO,

AND THE DAY BEFORE, I GOT, LIKE,A TOUR OF THE WHITE HOUSE.

WE GO THROUGH THE WHITE HOUSE,THEN WE GO TO THE OVAL OFFICE.

IN THE OVAL OFFICE,

ACROSS FROM THE CLINTONBLOWJOB DESK, IT WAS, LIKE,

LITERALLY, LIKE THE FIRST THINGYOU THINK IS,

"OH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH."

THEY'RE LIKE,"YOU WANT TO TOUCH IT?"

I'M LIKE, "NO THANK YOU."

THERE'S -- THERE WASA COFFEE TABLE.

ON THE COFFEE TABLE,THERE'S A BOWL OF APPLES.

SETH'S MOM IS ON THE TOUR,AS WELL, AND SHE GOES,

"HEY, ARE THOSE APPLES REAL?"AND THE WOMAN GIVING US THE TOUR

WAS LIKE, "YEAH,WOULD ONE OF YOU LIKE ONE?"

I'M LIKE, "YEAH, I'MA FUCKING TAXPAYER." [ LAUGHS ]

[ LAUGHTER ]

SO, SO, I'M EATING AN APPLEIN THE WHITE HOUSE

IN THE OVAL OFFICE.

ON THE WALL,OBAMA HAS THE ORIGINAL COPY

OF THEEMANCIPATION PROCLAMATION,

YEAH, WHICH I'M PRETTY SUREIS JUST THERE

IN CASE THE TEA PARTY'S LIKE,"WE DON'T THINK YOU'RE FREE."

"ALL RIGHT, LOOK AT THE WALL."

[ LAUGHS ]THAT'S ALL THEY HAVE LEFT.

THIS IS LITERALLYALL THEY HAVE LEFT.