NOT LIKE,"STOP DOING HEROIN."
LIKE, IN A HOTEL.
AND, UH,NORMALLY WHAT HAPPENS
IS YOU GET A CALL,AND THEY'RE LIKE,
"WAKE UP.YOU ASKED FOR THIS."
AND YOU'RE LIKE,"BOO, OKAY."
BUT THIS HOTEL--
I ANSWERED THE PHONE,AND THEY WENT,
"IT'S MAY 5, 2012!"
WHY ARE YOU TELLING METHE YEAR?
WHAT DO YOU THINKI DID LAST NIGHT
THAT I DON'T KNOWWHAT YEAR IT IS?
UNLESS IT'S, LIKE,A COMA-ONLY HOTEL.
THE PEOPLE WAKE UP,AND THEY'RE LIKE,
"WHY IS THE TV SO FLAT?"
IT'S 2012.THEY'RE ALL FLAT NOW.
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