Al Madrigal - The Birthday Party

  • Season 9, Ep 21
  • 06/30/2005
  • Views: 6,914

A few miles outside of San Francisco, people go from hip to weird. (1:31)

MY NAME IS AL MADRIGAL.

MY FULL NAME IS

ALESSANDRO LABORIO MADRIGAL.

YOU KILLED MY FATHER.

PREPARE TO DIE.

THANK YOU.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

WATCH PRINCESS BRIDE.

RENT IT.

DO SOMETHING.

ALL RIGHT.

I'M FROM SAN FRANCISCO.

AND THE CITY IS SO COOL LIKE

SAN FRANCISCO, WHICH I HAVE

BEHIND ME, IS SUCH A WONDERFUL

PLACE.

IT'S VERY HIP.

BUT JUST LIKE WHEN YOU GO

TRAVELING FIVE MINUTES OUT

THERE'S SOME COUNTRY-ASS BANJO

PORN STUFF GOING ON.

YOU KNOW FOR A COOL CITY AND

THEN FIVE MINUTES AWAY.

MY FAVORITE STORY'S A MOM IN

PLEASANTON, CALIFORNIA THAT HAD

PARTY FOR HER 15-YEAR-OLD

DAUGHTER THEN THEY HAD A MALE

STRIPPER GO OVER A 15-YEAR-OLD

GIRL'S BIRTHDAY PARTY.

AND THEY'RE CHARGING FIVE BUCKS

AT THE DOOR, REASONABLE COVER

FOR A 15-YEAR-OLD GIRL'S

BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH A MALE

STRIPPER, DON'T YOU THINK?

AND THEN THE KICKER OF ME IS

THAT THESE YOUNG GIRLS WERE

PAYING $20 TO GIVE THE MALE

STRIPPER ORAL SEX.

[LAUGHTER]

I'M SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME,

ALL RIGHT?

THOSE YOUNG GIRLS PAYING $20

GIVE THE MALE STRIPPER ORAL SEX.

NOW LADIES, MOMS, LET ME JUST

SAY THAT I'LL BEAT ANYBODY'S

PRICES, ALL RIGHT?

[LAUGHTER]

COME ON DOWN TO BIG AL'S HAMMER

HUT.

I'M PRACTICALLY GIVING IT AWAY,

ALL RIGHT?

UNWED MOTHERS BRING YOUR KIDS.

WE GOT HOT DOGS, BALLOONS AND

FACE PAINTING, RIGHT.

YOU CAN USE YOUR CLUB CARD.

I DON'T CARE.

I DON'T CARE WHAT CLUB CARD IT

IS EITHER.

COULD BE A LIBRARY CARD, MAYBE

SOME LINT IN YOUR POCKET,

ALL RIGHT?

WHIP IT OUT.

IT WORKS AT BIG AL'S HAMMER HUT.

IT DOES, ALL RIGHT.

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