The Sklar Brothers - Chopper 4

  • Season 5 , Ep 3
  • 07/08/2001
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NEW YORK, L.A., LOCAL TELEVISION

NEWS IS RIDICULOUS.

JASON>> IT'S ABSURD EVERYWHERE

YOU GO.

RANDY>> THEY GET WAY TOO EXCITED

WHEN THEY GET THAT NEW PIECE OF

TECHNOLOGY LIKE THE DOPLAR

RADAR.

JASON>> THEY'RE LIKE, YEAH.

WHY RAISE THE ROOF ON THAT.

RANDY>> THE BIGGEST THING NOW

FOR EVERY LOCAL TELEVISION

NEWS STATION IS THEIR TRAFFIC

HELICOPTER.

THE EYE IN THE SKY.

THE SKYCAM.

THE BEST ONE WE EVER SAW WAS

RIGHT HERE IN NEW YORK CITY,

NEWS CHANNEL 4s, CHOPPER 4.

THEY HAD A MULTI-MILLION DOLLAR

AD CAMPAIGN JUST TO SUPPORT

CHOPPER FOUR.

JASON>> YEAH, COMMERCIALS,

NOT FOR THE NEWS,

JUST FOR THE TRAFFIC HELICOPTER,

AND THEN LIKE A YEAR AGO

CHOPPER 4 WENT DOWN IN THE

HUDSON RIVER.

OKAY?

RANDY>> AND THEY STILL RAN THE

COMMERCIALS.

JASON>> THEY STILL RAN IT.

AND IT WAS LIKE A LONG

COMMERCIALS, TOO.

AFTER THE FIRST MINUTE WHAT ELSE

CAN YOU SAY ABOUT IT--

IT'S JUST A HELICOPTER.

AND IT WAS SO FUNNY,

IF YOU WATCHED THE COMMERCIAL

CLOSELY YOU WOULD HAVE SEEN THAT

AFTER THE FIRST MINUTE THEY

ACTUALLY DID RUN OUT OF THINGS

TO SAY.

BUT, THEY KEPT GOING.

SO, LIKE FOR THE LAST MINUTE,

ALL THEY DID WAS TRY TO MAKE

STANDARD HELICOPTER FEATURES

SOUND LIKE TECHNOLOGICAL

BREAKTHROUGHS.

RANDY>> THEY WERE LIKE: CHOPPER

4...

JASON>> WITH AIRBORNE

CAPABILITIES.

RANDY>> CHOPPER 4.

JASON>> WITH A

SELF-PROPELLING...

PROPELLER.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> CHOPPER 4...

JASON>> WITH SEATS.

(LAUGHTER)

RANDY>> SEATS?

WHAT?

COME ON.

JASON>> I MEAN, IF YOU'RE GOING

TO GO ON FOR TWO MINUTES ABOUT A

HELICOPTER, THIS THING BETTER BE

BLUE THUNDER, OKAY.

WE WANT TO HEAR THIS PHRASE

IN THE PROMO.

RANDY>> CHOPPER 4 WE OPEN FIRED

ON CHANNEL 7s PUSSY NEWS VAN.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

(WHISTLES AND CHEERS)

AND CHOPPER 4 WAS THE FIRST ON

THE SCENE TO BRING YOU THE

BLOODY PHOTOS CHOPPER 4.

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

CHOPPER 4 WENT DOWN MYSTERIOUSLY

IN THE HUDSON RIVER AND CHOPPER

4 WAS THE FIRST ON THE SCENE.

COINCIDENCE?

RANDY>> OR CHOPPER 4.

(APPLAUSE)

THE WAY WE SEE IT, WE'RE TWICE

AS GOOD AS CHOPPER 2.

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> CHANNEL 7, MAY HAVE A

VAN, BUT CAN THAT BITCH FLY?

JASON>> CAN IT?

RANDY & JASON>> CH- CH- CH-

CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> SOON THE ENTIRE NEWS

BROADCAST WILL BE BROUGHT TO YOU

FROM DIRECTLY INSIDE OF CHOPPER

4.

NEWS...

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> SPORTS.

WEATHER.

TRAFFIC.

JASON>> TRAFFIC, WEIRDLY ENOUGH,

WILL STILL BE DONE FROM THE

STUDIO.

RANDY>> BUT FOR

EVERYTHING ELSE--

IT'S CHOPPER 4.

WHO'S YOUR NEWS SOURCE?

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> WHO'S YOUR EYE

IN THE SKY?

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> WHO SHOT TUPAC SHAKUR?

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

RANDY>> WHO CAN TURN THE WORLD

ON WITH A SMILE?

JASON>> MARY TYLER MOORE.

RANDY>> BUT WHO'S OUR NEWS

SOURCE?

JASON>> CHOPPER 4.

RANDY>> SCREW YOU.

JASON>> CHOPPER FOUR.

RANDY>> AND YOUR SISTER.

JASON>> CHA-DA-DA-DA-DA

RANDY & JASON>> PARA TODO SUS

NOTICIAS EL CHOPPER QUATRO.

(APPLAUSE)

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

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