Fake Vagina

  • Season 2 , Ep 4
  • 10/26/2011
  • Views: 16,587

Fake vaginas aren't for everybody, but they do have a certain appeal. (1:29)

WE HAVE A FAKE VAGINA SKETCHTHIS SEASON.

- VERY EXCITING.- Man: YEAH!

I DON'T PERSONALLYOWN ONE

YET.

BUT NOWTHAT I'VE SEEN 'EM,

IT'S LIKE,"OKAY, I GET IT."

YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN?AND COUPLES USE

LIKE DILDOS AND STUFF.

YOU ALWAYS HEAR ABOUT"COUPLES USE ALL THESE THINGS,"

BUT YOU NEVER HEAR ABOUTCOUPLES USING A FAKE VAGINA.

HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED?

YOU? NO? NOBODY?

YEAH, WHY WOULD YOU? IT'D BE WEIRD IF YOURGIRLFRIEND'S LIKE,

"OH YEAH, USE THISFAKE VAGINA.

OH YEAH, THAT'S GREAT.HOW GREAT IS THAT?"

YOU'RE LIKE, "OH YEAH,THAT FEELS GREAT.

HEY, WHAT DON'T WEJUST USE YOUR -- VAGINA?

WHY ARE WE USING THISWEIRD PLASTIC FLASHLIGHT

THAT'S ON MY --?"

THERE'S NO POINT.

I WONDER IF TWO GAY GUYSEVER USED A FAKEVAGINA TOGETHER.

THAT WOULD BE WEIRD, RIGHT?

THAT WOULDN'TMAKE ANY SENSE.

( chuckles )

( lisps )"SCOTT, WHAT ARE YOU DOING?"

THEY JUST BOTH BARFINTO IT.

( mimics retch )"EW, GET IT AWAY."

SOMEDAY MAYBEI'LL BUY A FAKE VAGINA.

I DON'T THINK SO.

BUT I DO WANT ONEJUST IN CASE SOMEBODY

EVER ASKS MEIF I'VE EVER USED ONE. I DON'T WANT TO SAY NO.

YOU KNOW,WHEN I'M AN OLD MAN,

I JUST WANT TO KNOWTHAT I'VE COVERED THATON MY BUCKET LIST.

JUST LIKE, "FAKE VAGINA?YEAH YEAH, DONE IT.NEXT QUESTION."

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