Brian Regan - The Donut Lady

Brian Regan & Jonathan Solomon Season 1, Ep 0110 02/24/1992 Views: 16,611

The donut lady has the toughest job. (1:00)

YOU KNOW, I FEEL BADFOR THE DONUT LADIES

IN THESE DONUT PLACES

BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN NEVERMAKE UP THEIR MIND.

BUT THE DONUT LADIES KNOWHOW TO GET BACK AT YOU.

THEY DO THE SUBTRACTION OUT LOUDAND MAKE YOU LOOK LIKE AN IDIOT.

"I'LL TAKE A DOZEN DONUTS.

I'LL START WITHSEVEN CHOCOLATE."

"YOU HAVE FIVE LEFT."

"OH...

( laughter )

"OH, HOW MANY?

"I HAVE FIVE DONUTS LEFT,EVERYBODY.

"IF I ORDER ONE MORE,THEN HOW MANY WOULD I HAVE LEFT?

"HOW MANY WOULD I HAVEAT THAT POINT

"IF I ORDER ANOTHERDONUT RIGHT NOW?

THAT'S MY QUESTION, DONUT LADY."

YOU'D THINK THE DONUTLADIES WOULD JUST SNAP

AND SHOOT SOMEBODY, YOU KNOW?

"UM, YEAH, I'LL TAKEA DOZEN DONUTS.

"I'LL START WITH FOUR CHOCOLATEAND TWO STRAWBERRY

"AND THREE BAVARIANCRUNCH TWISTS

"AND FOUR, NO, FIVE STRAWBERRY--NO, ONE HONEY WAGON TWIST--

"NO, THREE, NO, TWO.

NO, ONE-- ONE, PUT THEM BACK."

"LET'S GO OUTSIDEAND THINK IT OVER, HUH?"

THAT'S IT FOR ME.