Tom Kenny - Cartoon Universe

Tom Kenny & Bob Nickman Season 1, Ep 0157 02/24/1992 Views: 3,425

When you punch an alligator in the cartoon universe, it will fall down as suitcases. (2:43)

SHOPPING AROUNDFOR LIFE INSURANCE.

DON'T KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT IT.

I'D MUCH RATHER GOTO BASEBALL GAMES

THAN SHOP FOR LIFE INSURANCE.

I LIKE BASEBALL.

IT'S THE ONLY JOBWHERE IT'S PERFECTLY OKAY

TO SCRATCH YOUR GROININ FRONT OF PEOPLE.

YOU CAN'T DO THAT AT YOUR JOB.

HI, BILL JOHNSON, PRUDENTIAL.

I'D LIKE TO TALK TO YOUABOUT DOUBLE-INDEMNITY.

SUDDEN ACCIDENTS DO OCCUR

AND YOU WANTYOUR FAMILY TO BE PROVIDED FOR.

EVERYBODY SAYS,"IT WON'T HAPPEN TO ME."

BUT IT DOES HAPPEN.

THAT'S WHEREPRUDENTIAL COMES IN.

NO NEED TO SIGN ANYTHING,JUST A HANDSHAKE WILL DO IT.

25 YEARS IN THE BUSINESS,FOR GOD'S SAKE.

HONEST TOM KENNY.

SO THANK YOU.

THAT'S KIND OF A FUN BIT TO DO.

I FEEL LIKE I'M ON STUDS.

( laughter )

OR ANYTHING ONTHE FOX NETWORK, OKAY.

VERY STRANGE.

I'M GOING TO GOFOR THE METROPOLITAN LIFE.

HAVE YOU SEEN THOSE ADS?

CHARLIE BROWN AND SNOOPYPIMPING LIFE INSURANCE.

THEY GOT THE PEANUTSIN LIFE-INSURANCE ADS.

LIKE THAT WILL CHANGEANYONE'S MIND.

LIKE MY DAD WILL WATCHTHEM GOING

"PIGPEN SAYSIT'S VERY GOOD COVERAGE."

( singing Peanuts' theme )

PIGPEN WOULD NOT LIE

ABOUT SOMETHING AS IMPORTANTAS LIFE INSURANCE.

TELL ME ABOUT YOURMETROPOLITAN LIFE INSURANCE.

( imitating adult voice from Peanuts )

UH-HUH, WELL, GOOD GRIEF,THAT SOUNDS KIND OF HIGH.

MAYBE I'M PARANOID: I'M AFRAID

I'LL BE KICKING A FOOTBALL,SOME GIRL WILL TAKE IT AWAY

AND I'LL SPEND MY LIFEIN A BODY CAST.

REMEMBER THAT IN THOSE CHARLIE BROWN HOLIDAY SPECIALS?

CHARLIE BROWN'S TEACHERSALWAYS... THEY HAD THAT VOICE.

NONE OF MY TEACHER'S SOUNDEDLIKE THE MUTED TRUMPETS

ON OLD FATS WALLER 78s,YOU KNOW.

IT'S A LAWOF THE CARTOON UNIVERSE.

IT'S BEEN IN PLACE SO LONGWE DON'T QUESTION IT ANYMORE.

OUR STATUTE OF LIMITATIONSON QUESTIONING HAS RUN OUT.

LIKE 10,000 YEARS AGOIN CARTOONLAND

SOME OLD GRIZZLED GUY

WITH A WHITE BEARD ANDTWO CRACKED STONE TABLETS

CAME DOWNOFF A CARTOON MOUNTAIN

AND GATHERED THE CHARACTERS.

"THESE ARE THE LAWSOF THE CARTOON UNIVERSE

"TO BE ADHERED TO BY ALL:

"ONE-- ALL OWLS MUST WEARGRADUATION CAPS AT ALL TIMES.

THESE ARE THE LAWSOF THE CARTOON UNIVERSE!"

"YES, WE OBEY YOU."

"IF YOU PUNCH AN ALLIGATOR HARD

"IT WILL COME DOWNAS THREE SUITCASES.

"THESE ARE THE LAWSOF THE CARTOON UNIVERSE!

"IF YOU SNEAK UP ON SOMEONESURREPTITIOUSLY

YOU WILL HEAR THE SOUNDOF PIZZICAT VIOLIN STRINGS."

( imitating pizzicato violin strings )

"THESE ARE THE LAWSOF THE CARTOON UNIVERSE."