Sheng Wang - Time Limit

  • Season 15 , Ep 4
  • 01/11/2011
  • Views: 7,769

Sheng Wang has given up on the dream in his dreams. (1:23)

SINGLE, CURRENTLY,BUT I THINK IT'S OKAY,

CAUSE I THINK THERE'STIMES IN YOUR LIFE

WHERE YOU GOTTAFOCUS ON YOU...

YOUR STUDIES, YOURPURSUITS, WHAT HAVE YOU.

BUT THERE ISA TIME LIMIT.

[audience laughter]

YOU GET TO A POINT WHEREYOU START TO QUESTION.

YOU'RE LIKE, "WHERE'S--WHAT'S UP WITH MY SOUL-MATE?"

[audience laughter]

"WHAT'S UPWITH TRUE LOVE?

"IS THIS GONNAPAN OUT?"

AND THEN, YOU GETTO ANOTHER POINT

WHERE YOU-YOUSTART TO DOUBT.

YOU'RE LIKE,"WHAT'S THE POINT?

"WHAT'S THEPOINT OF TRYING?

"WHAT'S THE POINT OFGOING OUT WASTING MY MONEY?

"WHAT'S THE POINTOF PANTS AND HYGIENE?"

[audience laughter]

AND... ANDI REALIZE NOT ONLY

HAVE I GIVENUP ON THE DREAM.

I GAVE UP IN MY DREAMS.

IT'S DISTURBING.

BUT IMAGINE,RIGHT, I'M ASLEEP.

I'M HAVING--I'M HAVING A FANTASY,

ROOM FULL OF BEAUTIFULLADIES SOMEWHERE,

AND, UH, I'M THERE LOOKINGINCREDIBLY HANDSOME,

DOING ALLTHE RIGHT THINGS,

MAKING EYE-CONTACT,BEING ALL RUDE AND SEXY.

[audience laughter]

AND, RIGHT WHEN I'MABOUT TO MAKE MY MOVE,

RIGHT WHEN I'M ABOUTTO GO IN FOR THE KILL,

I'M LIKE,"MAN, [deleted] THIS!"

[audience laughter]

"I'M JUST GONNA FLYHOME ON MY DRAGON

"AND GO MASTURBATEIN MY CASTLE."

[audience laughter]

[cheers and applause]

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