Dotnose Scenario

Season 2 , Ep 15 12/04/08 Views: 8,523

Officer Jay laments the spread of slang while Brian and Steve coin a new phrase at the store. (1:54)

SARAH CREATING A NEW WORD.

FIRST TIME IN 30 YEARS SHE'SDOING SOMETHING PRODUCTIVE.

THIS COULD BE HERLAST CHANCE.

OZAY IS NOT A WORD!

IT IS SLANG, LAURA!

[sighs]

SLANG IS DESTROYINGOUR SOCIETY.

I'M A COP.

I SEE IT ON THE STREETSEVERY DAY.

SLANG TURNS DANGEROUSCHEMICALS INTO FUN WORDS

LIKE, "ROCK", "MARY JANE".

SLANG TAKES YOUNG,INNOCENT GIRLS

AND TURNS THEMINTO "BITCHES" AND "HOES".

YOU ARE SO RIGHT.

OH, WHAT ABOUT THE WORD"RIDONKULOUS"?

OH, "RIDONKULOUS" IS COOL.

I LIKE THAT BUTTHE REST IS POISON.

OH, JAY.

WOW, $4 FOR AA BATTERIES.

IT'S LIKE NOW YOU HAVE TOBE RICH TO CHANGE THE CHANNEL.

[register opening]

(Brian) CAREFUL, BUDDY.

NO NEED TO GETALL DOT-NOSE.

EXCUSE ME, SIR,YOU HAVE A DOT ON YOUR NOSE.

[chuckling]

WHAT, ARE WE IN THIRD GRADE?

I'M NOT GONNA LOOK.

NO, SIR, YOU HAVEAN ACTUAL DOT ON YOUR NOSE.

[laughing hysterically]

YOU ARE AN IDIOT!

YOU KNOW, YOU DON'THAVE TO BE A JERK ABOUT IT.

I WAS JUST TRYIN' TO HELP.

YOU HAVE A DOT

ON YOUR NOSE, DICK!

OH, OH, THIS IS A TOTAL

DOT-NOSE SITUATION.

RIGHT?

I GUESS IT IS.

I MEAN THIS IS A CLASSICDOT-NOSE SCENARIO.

I DON'T SEE HOW IT COULD GET ANYMORE DOT-NOSE.

[laughing]NO!

IT COULDN'T!

THAT'S WHAT'S SO AMAZINGABOUT IT.

I LOVE WHEN YOU GUYSCOME IN THE STORE.

[laughing hysterically]

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