Dan Naturman - Computer Skills

Season 5 , Ep 506 11/09/01 Views: 3,388

In most jobs, you've got to be computer literate. (1:12)

AND I CERTAINLY ENJOY

DOING COMEDY FOR YOU PEOPLE

OR FOR ANYBODY.

I JUST LIKE IT 'CAUSE IT'S

THE ONLY JOB LEFT IN THE WORLD

WHERE IT DOESN'T REQUIRE

COMPUTER SKILLS.

'CAUSE NOW A DAYS, MOST JOBS

YOU GOT TO BE COMPUTER LITERATE.

AND I DON'T LIKE COMPUTERS.

I HAVEN'T USED A COMPUTER

SINCE COLLEGE 'CAUSE I WOULD

TYPE UP PAPERS.

YOU KNOW, YOU COULDN'T

HAND WRITE THEM, OBVIOUSLY.

SO I WOULD TYPE THEM UP

ON THE COMPUTER AND EVEN THAT

WAS TOO COMPLICATED FOR ME.

LIKE THERE'D BE A POWER FAILURE

AND I'D LOSE THE WHOLE PAPER.

THAT HAPPENED A COUPE TIMES.

AND ONE TIME I WAS TYPING UP A

FIFTEEN PAGE HISTORY PAPER ON

THE COMPUTER AND I'M WORKING

THROUGH THE NIGHT ON THIS THING.

AND AN HOUR BEFORE IT'S DUE,

THE PRINTER BREAKS ON ME.

I STARTED TO PANIC.

I STARTED TAKING POLAROIDS

OF THE SCREEN.

(LAUGHTER)

AND--

YEAH.

(APPLAUSE)

OH...

SO...

ANYWAY, AH--

SO ON THE ROMANTIC FRONT...

NOTHING NEW REALLY.

AH...

WELL, LAST NIGHT I HAD SEX

WITH MY OLD GIRLFRIEND...

NOT MY EX-GIRLFRIEND, MIND YOU,

MY OLD GIRLFRIEND.

SHE'S SEVENTY-TWO...

SEVENTY-THREE.

SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

GETTING UP THERE.

NO SPRING CHICKEN,

I'LL GRANT YOU.

BUT STILL LOOKS OKAY.

SO MONEY IS TIGHT RIGHT NOW.

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