Endless Hummer

  • Season 2 , Ep 10
  • 11/22/2011
  • Views: 91,679

While looking for a lost child, the guys have a Blair Witch experience in an erotic movie theater. (1:58)

- ALL RIGHT, HERE WE GO.

- HEY, FELLAS,IT'S, UH, FIVE BUCKS.

- ALL RIGHT.

- SO YOU GUYS ARE, UH,FIRST TIMERS, HUH?

- YEAH.

- TER...RIFIC.

WELCOME TO THE INLAND EMPIRE'SOLDEST OPERATING...

EROTIC THEATER.

NOW, SINCE THESE DOORSWERE OPENED IN 1963,

WE'VE HAD BUT ONE MOTTO.

- OKAY, I'M SORRY,COULD WE JUST GET THE TICKETS

AND GO INTO THE SHOW, PLEASE?

- WE'VE HAD BUT ONE MOTTO.

BE COURTEOUS, HAVE FUN,

AND COME AGAIN.

AND AGAIN AND AGAIN AND--HA HA HA HA!

I THINK IT'S FUNNY.HERE YA GO.

YOU'RE GONNA REALLY ENJOY THIS.IT'S CALLED ENDLESS HUMMER.

- THANKS.

- AND I THINK THE PREVIEWSARE JUST ABOUT ENDING.

- HEY, DUDES.

LET'S BE RESPECTFUL.

LIBERRY VOICES.

- [deep breath]I CAN ALREADY SMELL THE WEIRD.

[indistinct movie dialog]

- YOU KNOW, LIKE I SAID,WE DO EVERYTHING TOGETHER.

- DUDE, BUDDY,YOU MADE THE BIG SCREEN.

THAT LOOKS...JUST LIKE YOU.

- WHOA, YOU DO.YOU LOOK JUST LIKE HIM.

- I DON'T LOOK LIKE THAT GUY.

- YES, YOU DO.

- YEAH, YOU LOOKEXACTLY LIKE THAT GUY.

- DAMIEN...DAMIEN.

DAMIEN?

- SHH.

- SORRY.

- OUR BAD.

- I CAN'T SEE ANYTHING.

[woman moaning in movie]

- SORRY.- SORRY.

- HEY, WHY DON'T I USETHE NIGHT VISION ON MY CAMERA?

[all whispering]

- BLAIR WITCH THIS BITCH.

- I CAN'T BELIEVEIT WASN'T REAL.

- OH...- WHAT THE--

- COME ON, BUDDY.- UGH.

- COME ON.- UGH, COME ON, GUYS.

- WHAT ARE THEY DOING?

- OH, JEEZ.- OH!

- OH.- GOOD GOD!

- NO, NO, NO, NO, NO.TURN IT OFF.

TURN IT OFF--- DON'T--

- TURN IT OFF!- WHO IS IT?

[yelling]- LET'S JUST GO!

- I DROPPED MY KEYS.- SORRY, SORRY.

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