Mike Birbiglia - Audience Song

  • Season 10, Ep 6
  • 03/02/2006
  • Views: 5,518

Mike Birbiglia writes a song for the audience. (2:26)

IT WAS AN ABRAHAM LINCOLN SUITS.

AND THEY HAVE THESE ABRAHAM LINCOLN QUOTES EVERYWHERE.

AND ONE OF 'EM WAS LIKE,

"WHATEVER YOU ARE, BE A GOOD ONE."

AND I JUST DON'T FEEL LIKE HE SHOULD GET CREDIT FOR GENERALITIES LIKE THAT.

LIKE JUST LIKE, "'HOW ARE YA?'ABRAHAM LINCOLN."

"'GOOD TO SEE YA.' ABRAHAM LINCOLN."

"'WELL, WE ALREADY BOUGHT THE TICKETS.' ABRAHAM LINCOLN."

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

BUT IT'S BEEN A GREAT RUN THIS YEAR.

I APPRECIATE YOU GUYS. SOME OF YOU GUYS

HAVE STARTED TO COMETO MY SHOWS ON PURPOSE.

AND THAT'S A REALLY GOOD FEELING, MAN. THAT'S LIKE THE BEST.

SO THANK YOU GUYSFOR COMING TO THE SHOWS.

I WROTE A SONG SPECIFICALLY FOR YOU.

- THIS IS A DEDICATION.- [CHEERS AND APPLAUSE]

IT'S-- ALL RIGHT.

♪ THANKS FOR COMING TO MY SHOW ♪

♪ AND LISTENING TO ME TALK ABOUT ♪

♪ WIFFLE BALL TONY AND PIZZA AND FOXES. ♪

♪ I HOPE YOU TELL ALL YOUR FRIENDS ABOUT THE SHOW. ♪

♪ YOU'LL SAY, "GO WATCH THIS GUY BIRBIGGLEBUG," ♪

♪ AND YOU'LL SAY, "THIS GUY'S PREPOSTEROUS. ♪

♪ "I HOPE YOU BROUGHT YOUR CAMERA ♪

♪ AND YOU'LL GO HOME AND POOP THE PICTURES." ♪

♪ AND YOU SHOW YOUR PICTURES TO YOUR FRIEND ♪

♪ AND YOU'LL SAY,"YOU GOTTA SEE THIS GUYMIKE BIRBIBLIOGRAPHY." ♪

♪ AND THEY'LL SAY, "NO, BUT I HEARD ABOUT HIM." ♪

♪ I WANT YOU TO TELL ALL YOUR ♪

♪ CRACKER ASS WHITE BREAD HONKEYS ♪

♪ AND ASIAN CHICKEN PLATTERS

♪ AND BLACK BEAN SOUPS THAT YOU'RE DYIN' INSIDE ♪

♪ 'CAUSE IT'S 2006 MOTHER-[BLEEP]. ♪

♪ CHRIST...

♪ CHRIST IS GOD.

[CHEERS, WHISTLES & APPLAUSE]

I THINK ABRAHAM LINCOLN SAID THAT.

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