California's New Laws

Wednesday, January 4, 2017 01/04/2017 Views: 196

New driving laws in California inspire Mary Lynn Rajskub, Kyle Kinane and Ron Funches to propose better legislation for other states. (1:16)

California,the blow-me state, uh,

recently passeda spate of new laws,

and boy, howdy,are they enforceable.

For instance,you are no longer allowed

to hold your cell phonewhile driving.

Uh, that is really goingto cut into

my carpool lane masturbation,but, hey...

-(laughter) -...the lifeit saves may be your own.

Also, California Uber driversare no longer allowed

to be sex offenders or drunk.Oh...


That's a good rule.

-Way to stay ahead of the curve.-(laughter)

Comedians, as California goes,so does the nation,

and we are a nation of laws.

What are some new lawsyou'd like to see passed

in other states?

Ron Funches.

Uh, in Florida, it is now legal

to fight with your shirt offand (bleep) with your shirt on.

-HARDWICK: All right.-(laughter)

(applause and cheering)


Nothing wrong witha Florida shirt-cocking.

There's nothing wrong with that.Kyle Kinane.

Uh, in Massachusetts,

if you can make it througha Dropkick Murphys concert

without starting a fistfight,

you can skipa child support payment.


-(applause and cheering)-HARDWICK: Oh. Finally.

(Funches giggling)

Mary Lynn.

Alaska, go aheadand (bleep) a moose.

We know you're doing it anyway.