Uncensored - Kevin Hart - Say It with Your Chest

Kevin Hart: Seriously Funny Season 1, Ep 0101 07/12/2012 Views: 423,264

Kevin Hart's uncle was in jail for 15 years, and now no one knows what he's talking about. (1:45)

STUFF MY UNCLE SAYS LEAVES YOUIN SUSPENSE.

THEY'RE, LIKE, THE WORST JAILMETAPHORS I'VE EVER HEARD

IN MY LIFE.

I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW TO EXPLAINTHEM, OKAY?

HE GETS OUT OF JAIL.

MY BROTHER CALLED ME.

HE SAID, "KEV, UNCLE REGGIE JR.JUST GOT HOME."

I SAID, "WHAT?

I'M ON THE FIRST FLIGHT.

I'LL BE THERE IN THE MORNING.

I AIN'T SEEN HIM IN 15 YEARS.

I'VE GOT TO SEE HIM."

I GET THERE.

MY UNCLE IN THE MIDDLE OF THELIVING ROOM FLOOR.

I'M HYPED TO SEE HIM.

I'M LIKE, "UNCLE REGGIE JR.,WHAT UP, BABY?

15 YEARS, THAT'S A LONG TIME,MAN.

HOW YOU BEEN?"I SWEAR TO GOD, THIS IS WHAT HE

SAID TO ME.

"SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST,LITTLE-ASS NIGGA."

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO SAY.

MY BROTHER CAME OUT OF NOWHEREAND GRABBED ME.

HE WAS LIKE, "CHILL, HE BEENSAYING THIS ALL DAY.

WE DON'T KNOW WHAT IT MEANS.

JUST WAIT A MINUTE TILL WEFIGURE IT OUT."

NOW, HERE'S--HERE'S THE THING,RIGHT?

I SAID, "NO, I'M NOT GONNACHILL.

I'M GONNA TALK TO HIM.

Y'ALL ARE NOT TALKING TO HIM."

I PULLED HIM TO THE SIDE ANDSAID, "LOOK, UNC, A LOT OF STUFF

HAS CHANGED SINCE YOU'VE BEENGONE, MAN.

I'M DOING WELL.

I'M MAKING GOOD MONEY NOW.

LET ME TAKE YOU OUT, PUT YOUAROUND SOME WOMEN, GET SOME

DRINKS.

WE'LL HAVE A GOOD TIME."

HE SAID, "ALL RIGHT, COOL."

I TAKE HIM TO A LOUNGE, RIGHT?

I'M AT THE BAR.

I'M DRINKING.

THERE'S WOMEN AROUND ME.

I'M HAVING A GOOD TIME.

I CAN'T SEE HIM, BUT I CAN HEARHIM.

I CAN'T SEE HIM, BUT I CAN HEARHIM.

OUT OF NOWHERE, ALL I HEAR IS,"I'M SICK OF THIS MOTHERFUCKER,

MAN.

KEV, PIN THE TAIL ON HIS ASS."

"IS IT HIS BIRTHDAY?

WHY--WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

WHY--WHY WOULD I DO THAT?

WHAT DO YOU MEAN?""PIN THIS MOTHERFUCKER'S MUFFIN

CAP BACK BLUE."

"IS THAT AT DRINK?

THAT'S PROBABLY A DRINK.

CAN I--CAN I GET A PEEL HISMUFFIN CAP BACK BLUE?"

"SAY IT WITH YOUR CHEST."

"CAN I GET A PEEL HIS MUFFINCAP..."

I DIDN'T KNOW WHAT TO DO.

I WAS CONFUSED.