Danny Bevins - Not My Job

Season 8 , Ep 0809 04/01/05 Views: 2,030

Danny Bevins does a good job for the wrong reasons. (1:49)

IS THAT THE ANSWER REALLY?

KEEPING A JOB, THAT'S ALWAYS

BEEN MY TOUGH THING, KEEPING

A JOB.

[LAUGHTER]

I DO THE RIGHT THING FOR THE

WRONG REASONS.

THAT'S WHAT IT IS.

'CAUSE, YOU GOTTA KNOW YOU'RE

JOB, RIGHT?

THAT'S IMPORTANT, KNOW YOUR JOB.

THEN YOU GOT TO KNOW EVERYTHING

ABOUT YOUR JOB, THEN YOU GOT

TO KNOW EVERYBODY ELSE'S JOB

AROUND YOU.

BUT I DON'T DO IT SO I CAN BE

A BETTER EMPLOYEE, I DO IT SO

I CAN TELL PEOPLE, "HEY,

THAT'S NOT MY FREAKING JOB.

[LAUGHTER]

I DON'T DO THAT.

THAT'S BILL'S JOB.

TWO CUBICLES DOWN.

YOU TURNED RIGHT A LITTLE EARLY

NOW DIDN'T YA?"

SOME PEOPLE SAY THE HARDEST JOB

IS MARRIAGE.

AH, C'MON, MARRIAGE IS NOT

A JOB.

MARRIAGE IS A HOBBY.

DATING WHILE YOU'RE MARRIED,

THAT'S A JOB!

[LAUGHTER]

YEAH, I DON'T WANT TO WORK

THAT HARD.

I'M NOT LOOKIN' FOR THE

OVERTIME.

I LOVE MY WIFE.

I LOVE, MY WIFE IS ALWAYS

TRYING TO SHOW ME HOPE,

SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO SHOW ME

HOPE.

SHE TAKES ME PLACES I DON'T

WANT TO GO.

SHE TOOK ME TO THE HOOVER DAM.

I HAD NEVER BEEN THERE BECAUSE

WELL...

IT'S A DAM, YOU KNOW.

[LAUGHTER]

AND UH, WE'RE IN VEGAS AND

WHY ARE WE LEAVING THE STRIP?

I DON'T UNDERSTAND?

BUT SHE WAS RIGHT, IT'S AN

INCREDIBLE STRUCTURE BUILT

ON THE COLORADO RIVER,

THE STATE LINE OF NEVADA AND

ARIZONA SPLITS IT RIGHT DOWN

THE MIDDLE.

AT THAT THE TIME THAT IT WAS

BUILT, IT WAS THE GREATEST DAM

IN THE WORLD.

THE AMOUNT OF CONCRETE IN IT

IF YOU LAID IT OUT FLAT IN A

STRAIGHT LINE WOULD BUILD A

2-LANE HIGHWAY, 6 INCHES DEEP

FROM NEW YORK TO SAN FRANCISCO.

IT WAS BUILT IN 4 YEARS DURING

THE GREAT DEPRESSION AND 96 MEN

LOST THEIR LIVES.

AND AS I LOOKED AT IT I WAS

IN AWE OF THE DETERMINATION

OF THE HUMAN SPIRIT.

[LAUGHTER]

THEN I TURNED AROUND AND I SAW

A GUY BEHIND ME GOING,

"I'M IN NEVADA!

I'M IN ARIZONA!

I'M IN NEVADA!

I'M IN ARIZONA!"

[APPLAUSE]

HEY, LOOK AT THERE, BABY...

LOOK AT THERE, HONEY...

HOPE!

[LAUGHTER]

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