Mark Normand - Ghosts Exist

Amy Schumer Presents Mark Normand: Don't Be Yourself Season 1, Ep 1 05/13/2017 Views: 762

According to Mark Normand, when someone says they believe in ghosts, they're going to die alone. (0:38)

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- I totally think ghosts exist.

- Ah, so you're crazy.

If you hear someone saythey believe in ghosts,

they're silly, gullible, and they're gonna die alone.

If ghosts were real, don't you think we would've heard

about it on the news by now?

And why wouldn't there be billions

of ghosts all over the place?

And why are they just creaking doors and blowing curtains?

Oh...

Then you get that oneguy, but my grandmother

died in this room.

Yeah, so did 1200 other people, alright?

Get over it.

You make it all about you.

Ghost people arejust narcissists

and that's the bottom line.