Sebastian Maniscalco - Men's Feet

  • Season 12 , Ep 4
  • 01/17/2008
  • Views: 24,566

[LAUGHTER]

I HAD TO STOP ATTHE STARBUCKS BEFORE I GOT ON.

I GOT BEHIND A COUPLETHAT CAN'T KEEP

THEIR HANDS OFF EACH OTHER.YOU EVER GET BEHIND THIS COUPLE?

IT'S DISGUSTING.

SHE'S HOLDIN' ONTO HIMFROM BEHIND.

[LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

LIKE HE'S GONNA TAKE OFF.

IT'S STARBUCKS.HE AIN'T GOIN' ANYWHERE.

[LAUGHTER]

SHE WAS DATIN' SOME SOFTIE.THE GUY HAD FLIP-FLOPS ON.

- WHAT'S THIS, FLIP-FLOP?- [LAUGHTER]

YOU SEEN SOME OFTHESE GUYS FEET?

MEN'S FEET ARE DISGUSTING.HE HAD THE FINGER FOOT.

WHAT IS THIS?HAVE YOU SEEN THAT?

[LAUGHTER, OH'S AND APPLAUSE]

TOES SO LONGHE'S GOT KNUCKLES ON THEM?

LIKE HE COULD PICK UP AN ORANGEAND THEN THROW IT AT YOU?

- YOU HAVE A HAND ON YOUR FOOT.- [LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE]

TAKE CARE OF YOUR FEET.JUST BECAUSE

YOU'RE IN THE SHOWERAND THEY'RE GETTIN' WET,

THEN WHEN THEY'REGETTIN'-- RIGHT?

THIS CONCRETE WITH THIS ASH LOOKHERE ON THE HEEL?

YOU WANNA TAKE APUMICE STONE TO THAT?

FILE-- YOU GOTTACINDER BLOCK ON YOUR FOOT.

SOCK IT.

[LAUGHTER, CHEERS,WHISTLES AND APPLAUSE]

THEN HE TURNED TO HIS LADY,HE'S LIKE, "HONEY,

DO YOU WANNA SHAREA LEMON LOAF?"

WHAT THE HELLDID YOU JUST SAY?

DID "LEMON LOAF"JUST COME OUTTA YOUR MOUTH?

HOW DO YOU FEEL LIKE A MANAND ORDER A LEMON LOAF?

I WOULD NEVER GET THAT,EVEN IF I WANTED ONE.

I'D POINT TO IT."GET ONE OF THESE."

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