It's, uh... I guess that's kindof an unusual name.
It's not that common...
Nope, it is. Super common here.
I was in a bara little while ago
and I had this... like,this really hammered guy
stagger up to me,and he's like,
(slurred): "Hey, what kind ofname is Nigel anyways?"
I don't know why drunk peopleexhale a lot,
but they have troublebreathing...
He's like, "I'll tell you whatkind of name that is."
I was like, "Wow, you'regoing to answer
"your own question, great.
"You didn't really needto bother me then.
"You could just keep thisto yourself.
Leave me alone."
He's like, "I'll tell youwhat kind of name that is.
"That's the kind of namesame-sex couples
give their adopted kids."
I was like, "Whoa--
"hold on a second.
My dads aren't gay, okay?"
"They're just not into sports.
They like ravesand glow sticks."
It's good... it's good.
I am, uh... I'm newly single.
No. It's very... it's very new.
I haven't actuallytold her yet.
Got to send that e-mail outpretty soon.
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