Mark Lilly, Action Hero

  • Season 2 , Ep 207
  • 08/11/2011
  • Views: 6,658

Mark's life becomes an action movie after escaping from Aldermach, and tensions mount between Grimes and Dustin. (2:25)

SO MARK WHAT DO YOU SAY?

- I WANT ALL OF THIS.

I TRULY DO.

BUT I WANT TO ACHIEVE ITON MY OWN.

I DON'T WANT TO TAKEA SHORTCUT TO SUCCESS.

- [groans]

- ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE,IT'S A BUST.

SHUT IT DOWN.SHUT IT ALL DOWN.

- WHOA!

- MARK MY WORDS, LILLY.

I WILL GETTHAT SOUL OF YOURS

ONE WAY OR ANOTH--

AH!

- HI-YAH!

- DADDY!

- LEONARD?

- COME WITH ME IF YOU WANTTO KEEP YOUR SOUL.

- WHAT--WHAT ARE WE GONNA DO?

- WE'RE GONNACRACK SOME SKULLS.

[grunting]

OOPS, SORRY ABOUT THAT.

YEAH!

- HUH?

LEONARD, WHERE ARE WE?

- MY SAFE HOUSEIN LITTLE CHECHNYA.

HERE, HAVE A MAN'S BREAKFAST.

- WHY WOULD I WANTTO DRINK VODKA

AT 8:00 IN THE MORNING?

- TO ANESTHETIZE YOURSELF.

I REALIZE NOWTHE ONLY WAY TO PROTECT YOU

IS FOR US TO SWITCH FACES.

I'M NICOLAS CAGE.YOU'RE JOHN TRAVOLTA.

AND--WAIT. NO.I CALL TRAVOLTA.

[cell phone rings]

- WHAT DO YOU WANT NOW?

- WE COULD HAVE DONE THISTHE EASY WAY, MARK.

NOW, YOU GIVE US YOUR SOUL,

OR I PUT A SHELLIN YOUR ROOMMATE'S NOGGIN.

- THIS IS BRILLIANT.HE'LL TOTALLY FALL FOR THIS.

- NO, I'M REALLY GOINGTO SPLATTER YOUR SKULL

ALL OVER THAT WALL.

- OH, MY GOD, MARK!

I DON'T WANT TO DIE.

- [groans]

DR. FEELGOOD'SWELLNESS CLINIC,

TOMORROW MORNING.

- YOUR TURN.

- YOU CALL THATA DANCE ROUTINE?

I'M SEEING THE POPPING,BUT WHERE'S THE LOCKING?

DO I HAVE TO DOEVERYTHING MYSELF?

MOON UNIT,WHERE'S THAT TAMBOURINE?

[tambourine rattles]

FIVE, SIX, SEVEN.

♪ AND UH AND UH-UH

♪ UH-UH-UH, UH-UH

♪ UH-UH,HA-HA, HUH-HUH ♪

♪ UH-UH, UH-UH,AND UH AND UH-UH ♪

♪ UH-UH-UH, UH-UH

GROOVETASTIC.

NOW, THAT IS HOW YOU DO IT.

- DAMN!

I DIDN'T SIGN UP FOR THIS.I QUIT.

- FINE, GO!WE DON'T NEED YOU.

RUMER, YOU'RE UP.WHERE THE HELL IS RUMER?

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