In America, we won't letsomebody who's terminally
ill have a right totake their own life.
We say it's illegal.
But yet we'll letEvel Knievel jump over
the Grand Canyon witha damn moped, man.
Aww, don't give me that clap.
All of us believedthat he can do it.
Look at that, Evel going to jumpfrom New York to Philadelphia.
Look at that, man.
Aw, hell, plus he's going topay the tolls all the way.
I swear to God.
He got change in his pocket.
And nowadays, you can walkinto court, plead insanity.
They'll cut you a breakbecause you pleaded insanity.
Why the hell will someone who'sstabbed somebody 87 times then
try to eat them haveto plead insanity, man?
Yeah he's messed up!
What more proof you need?
Does he have tolight his eyelashes
on fire, run aroundthe courtroom.
If that's the case, youshould be able to go to court
and plead stupidity.
It's the same thing.
Oh, Your Honor, my client herewould like to plead stupidity.
What do you meanon what grounds?
He tried to rob an undercovercop that had a walkie-talkie,
handcuff, and gun sticking out!
Look, Your Honor, he'sa damn idiot, man!
Look at this guy!
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