The Amazing Johnathan - Card Tricks

Martin, Holcomb, Bergreen, The Amazing Johnathan Season 4, Ep 0401 01/01/2001 Views: 12,045

The Amazing Johnathan blows the horn of trust. (4:03)

DO YOU HAVE A HANDKERCHIEF, SIR?

YES.

ALL RIGHT.

DO THIS.

YOU GOT SOME STUFF HANGING ON

YOUR...

THANK YOU.

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

YEAH.

WELL, LET'S-- LET'S GO--

WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO NOW IS WE'RE

ACTUALLY GONNA GO INTO THE

AUDIENCE.

WE'RE GONNA TRY TO FIND A

VOLUNTEER TO HELP ME OUT WITH A

TRICK.

THIS CAN BE ANYBODY.

SO RAISE YOUR HAND IF YOU'RE

SITTING UP FRONT AND YOU WOULD

LIKE TO HELP.

YOU, SIR!

I DIDN'T EVEN SEE YOU.

YES.

YOU'LL BE PERFECT.

COME ON UP HERE.

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

A VOLUNTEER FROM THE AUDIENCE.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

HOW ARE YA?

WHAT ARE YOU DRINKING?

RED WINE OR-- AH.

SORRY.

MO, WE'RE GONNA DO A NEAT LITTLE

TRICK.

THIS IS COOL.

YOU'RE GONNA LIKE THIS.

IT'S CARD TRICKS.

IT'S REALLY NEAT.

NOW, HERE'S WHAT WE'RE GONNA DO.

I WANT YOU-- THIS IS A BAG OF

RATTRAP-- CARDS.

A BAG OF CARDS.

"RATTRAP."

WHERE'D THAT COME FROM?

I WANT YOU TO PUT YOUR HAND

IN THERE, PLEASE, AND PULL OUT

THE DECK OF CARDS.

IT'S JUST A DECK OF CARDS.

I DON'T KNOW WHERE "RAT"--

THAT WOULD BREAK YOUR HAND.

THAT WOULDN'T BE FUNNY.

(LAUGHTER)

GO AHEAD.

YOU CAN FEEL.

FEEL.

(COUGHS)

ALL RIGHT.

SORRY.

PUT YOUR HAND IN THERE.

BOO!

NO, IT'S JUST A DECK OF CARDS.

THEY'RE NOT IN THERE.

MAYBE IT'S IN THE WHITE BAG.

SOMETIMES THEY SLIP INTO THE

WHITE BAG OUT OF THE RED ONE.

NOPE.

LET'S TRY THE BLUE ONE.

SOMETIMES THEY GET IN THAT.

WHERE DID I PUT THOSE?

MAYBE IN THE RED BAG WITH THE

WHITE WORDS WRITTEN ON IT.

NOPE.

I REMEMBER.

THE WHITE BAG WITH THE AMERICAN

FLAGS.

NO, NO, NO.

LET'S TRY THE ZIPPERED SIDE

POUCH.

AH, THERE THEY ARE.

OKAY.

(APPLAUSE)

PICK ONE.

I'LL TELL YOU WHAT IT IS.

(LAUGHTER)

OH, I'M LOOKING RIGHT AT 'EM.

ALL RIGHT.

WE'LL TRY IT THIS WAY, BUT IT

DOESN'T ALWAYS WORK.

PICK IT UP.

MEMORIZE IT.

PUT IT IN THE MIDDLE.

MIDDLE.

GOT TO BE THE MIDDLE.

FASTER.

FASTER.

FASTER.

GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

NOT ONLY AM I GONNA CAUSE YOUR

CARD TO RISE TO THE TOP,

I'VE CHANGED IT TO THE 7 OF

SPADES.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

THEY SEEM TO BE DIGGING THE CARD

STUFF.

LET'S DO ANOTHER ONE.

PICK ONE.

GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

PUT IT BACK ANYWHERE IN THE

DECK.

(LAUGHTER)

THE MIDDLE.

THAT'S GOOD.

THAT'S GOOD.

I'M GONNA FIND YOUR CARD.

>> MO: I KNOW.

>> JOHNATHAN: I'LL DO IT, TOO.

5 OF DIAMONDS.

>> MO: NO.

>> JOHNATHAN: NO?

THAT'S NOT THE 5 OF DIAMONDS?

>> MO: YES, IT IS.

>> JOHNATHAN: 5 OF DIAMONDS.

I DIDN'T SAY IT WAS YOUR CARD.

I SAID THE 5 OF DIAMONDS.

I'LL FIND YOUR CARD.

I'M NOT AN IDIOT.

OH.

(LAUGHTER)

ONE OF THOSE?

YOU STUCK IT IN THERE TOO DAMN

FAST.

I WASN'T READY.

PUT THESE ON.

THEY'LL LOOK GOOD.

TRUST ME.

(LAUGHTER)

PUT 'EM ON.

PUT 'EM ON.

(CHEERING AND APPLAUSE)

GET A FIRM GRIP.

THESE ARE THE HORNS OF TRUST.

WE MUST BLOW THESE BEFORE WE DO

WHAT WE'RE ABOUT TO DO

TO SIGNIFY THAT WE TRUST

EACH OTHER.

WE BLOW TO CELEBRATE TRUST.

BLOW.

(LAUGHING)

TALCUM POWDER.

THAT'S FUNNY.

I PUT IT IN THERE.

YOU BLOW IT AROUND THERE,

AND IT COMES OUT ALL OVER YOU.

ALL RIGHT.

(LAUGHING)

WHAT BAGGY DID YOU USE?

(LAUGHTER)

THANKS A LOT FOR HELPING ME OUT.

LOOK AT YOUR SHIRT.

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LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, MO!