Sarah's Pregnancy Test

Season 2 , Ep 13 11/13/08 Views: 24,907

Sarah has difficulty coming to terms with her bloated state as her friends try to tell her the truth. (2:04)

MY PRODUCERIS SIGNALING ME

THAT THE VOTESHAVE ALL BEEN COMPLETED.

AND THE WINNER OF THE CASH PRIZE IS...

THE MUSTANGS.

YES!

(together)MUSTANGS!

AH. UGH.

THE MUSTANGS. THEY ARE THE GUYSYOU LOVE TO HATE.

WHAT? WHAT?YOU WANT THIS?

UGH. LET'S GO TO BRUNCH.

I HAVE A HUNGERONLY FOOD CAN CURE.

UM, DOES ANYBODY HAVE ANYTHINGTHEY WANT TO TALK ABOUT?

(Brian) YEAH.

I GUESS WE HAVEPUT IT OFF LONG ENOUGH.

(Laura) SARAH,

DO YOU WANT TO TELL USANYTHING?

NO.

OH, I HAD A SNACKWHEN I FED DOUG.

NOT DOG FOOD.

A FIG NEWTON.

GUYS, LISTEN.

IF YOU'RE NOT GONNA SAY ANYTHING, THEN I WILL, OKAY?

SARAH, YOU'RE PREGNANT.

LIKE--LIKE NINE MONTHSPREGNANT.

YEAH, JAY,I'M NINE MONTHS PREGNANT.

I'M BLOATED.

YOU EVER JUST FEEL LIKE

THERE'S A WHOLE BUNCH OF WATERJUST KICKING AROUND

IN YOUR STOMACH?

UGH.

NO. I DON'T.

YOU KNOW WHO DOES?

PREGNANT PEOPLE DO.PREGNANT PEOPLE LIKE YOU.

YOU'RE PREGNANT.

YOU'RE PREGNANT.

[laughs]

WILL YOU PLEASEJUST PEE ON THIS STICK?

WILL I?

[Sarah peeing loudly]

IS THERE A HORSE IN THERE?

GOOD. SO YOU PEEDON THE STICK?

I PEED ON THE STICK,THE SEAT,

THE FLOOR...THAT'S IT.

THE WALL A LITTLE BIT.

WELL, YOU AREOFFICIALLY PREGNANT.

NOW DO YOU BELIEVE US?

WHAT?

I CAN'T BELIEVE IT.

I THOUGHT I WAS MISSINGMY PERIOD

BECAUSE I WAS BALLERINA THIN.

GREAT.

WELL, I GUESS I KNOWWHERE I'M GONNA BE

FOR THE NEXT 35 MINUTES.

(Dr. Lynch) WHOA. WHOA.

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