- You seem to be havinga good time.
You like porn?You've got the look.
Yes or no? We can't continue.- Sure.
- Okay, you like porn a lot.
Would you say you love porn?
- Okay, a liar.
We'll move on you over here.
Do you love porn?
No, not the woman.
I'm sorry. Do I have a lazy eye?I'm looking at you.
- Sure, yeah.
- You do?
I love that about you.
I guess my...
I guess my follow-up questionfor you would be,
do you watcha lot of gay porn?
- You don't.Okay.
Waste of time.
I guess then my final questionfor you would be,
like, how longhave you hated gay people?
You know, like, why?
We're not good enoughfor your films?
That's very hurtful.
I find thatpersonally offensive.
No, I'm just kidding.I'm sure you're not a homophobe.
I mean, we don't know, but...
It's funny to me nowas, like, a single person again,
I talk a lot about itwith my straight guy friends,
and they're always like,
"Oh, but, Joel,like, you're so lucky.
"Like, I wish I were gay.
"You know, like, if I were gay,
"I'd just be fuckingall the time, you know?
"Like, it'd bea whole new world for me--
just nonstop fucking."
And it's like,
we grade on a much sharper curvein the gay community.
We really do. Like, in Chicago,where I'm from originally,
I was, like, a seven, you know,and then I moved to New York,
and I find outI'm, like, a six on a good day.
And then I come hereto Los Angeles,
and I find out I'm, like,a solid burn victim, you know.
Like, it's just not...