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Oscar Goodman

Season 6 • 09/23/2010

Oscar Goodman told a fourth grader that he'd bring a bottle of gin to a desert island.

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05:08

Fallback Position - Migrant Worker Pt. 1
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Stephen asks Zoe Lofgren how hard it is to be a migrant farm worker and if she wants to make an anchor baby.
09/22/2010
04:56

The Word - The More You No
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Schools should require permission slips before our children are allowed to learn anything we disagree with.
09/22/2010
00:33

Intro - 9/22/10
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President Obama bails out kids who lost their lunch money, and Guillermo del Toro meets Stephen del Matador.
09/22/2010
00:10

Sign Off - Stephen Won't Forgive You
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If you missed any part of tonight's show, Stephen will never ever forgive you.
09/22/2010
05:32

Guillermo del Toro
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Guillermo del Toro has always imagined the National Geographic approach to designing monsters.
09/22/2010
03:35

The Christine O'Donnell Clip Predictor 3000
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In Christine O'Donnell's next controversial clip, she'll reveal that she killed a drifter with a zombie on Anthony Bourdain's "No Reservations."
09/22/2010
08:11

Fallback Position - Migrant Worker Pt. 2
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Stephen builds boxes, packs corn and picks beans to prove he has what it takes to be a migrant farm worker.
09/23/2010
04:16

Sanchez Bump
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Rick Sanchez's endorsement of the March to Keep Fear Alive will get Stephen tens of supporters.
09/23/2010
01:07

Sign Off - American History Lesson
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Stephen gives his fellow migrant farm workers a quick American history lesson.
09/23/2010
00:31

Intro - 9/23/10
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Stephen apologizes to the gentleman he ran over with a tractor and talks to Oscar Goodman about Las Vegas.
09/23/2010
05:09

Oscar Goodman
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Las Vegas Mayor Oscar Goodman remembers his days as a mob lawyer and believes graffiti artists should have their thumbs cut off.
09/23/2010
06:52

Ken Burns
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Ken Burns says the steroids era in baseball wasn't as bad as the gambling scandals or the exclusion of African Americans.
09/27/2010
05:23

The Word - Army of Mum
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Being forced to lead a double life for years has given gay soldiers the perfect training for top-secret military missions.
09/27/2010
02:50

The Delawert Report
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Stephen invites Christine O'Donnell onto his local show, The Delawert Report, after she refuses to talk to the national media.
09/27/2010
03:41

Yahweh or No Way - IHOP & Antonio Federici Ad
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The International House of Pancakes sues the International House of Prayer, and the UK bans a pregnant nun ad for Antonio Federici ice cream.
09/27/2010
00:06

Sign Off - Goodnight
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Stephen says goodnight.
09/27/2010
00:33

Intro - 9/27/10
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The GOP blocks the repeal of "don't ask, don't tell," God sells ice cream, and Ken Burns talks about "The Tenth Inning."
09/27/2010
00:36

Corn Packer Apology
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Stephen apologizes to any gay Iowans he may have offended when he used the term "corn packer" in his congressional testimony.
09/27/2010
05:10

Ross Douthat
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Ross Douthat doesn't think Christine O'Donnell's anti-masturbation stance makes for good public policy.
09/28/2010
00:30

Intro - 9/28/10
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Stephen doesn't care if Democratic voters are suffering from apathy and doubts if Ross Douthat is that conservative.
09/28/2010
08:23

Left Behind - Paul Begala
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Paul Begala wants Democrats to rise up out of the grave, grab a shovel and smack John Boehner upside his orange head.
09/28/2010
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