Whitney Cummings - Copying Porn Moves

Whitney Cummings: Money Shot Season 1, Ep 0101 08/02/2010 Views: 193,969

Women know when men have been watching porn by the new things they do in the bedroom. (1:38)

THE OTHER REASON WE KNOW

YOU GUYS WATCH PORN IS 'CAUSE

YOU GUYS WILL DO THINGS

IN THE BEDROOM

THAT YOU'RE OBVIOUSLY, LIKE,

COPYING FROM PORN,

LIKE THE SPANKING THING.

WHEN YOU GUYS DO THIS,

WE'RE JUST FRIGGIN' LAUGHING

AT YOU, OKAY?

I'M SORRY.

"YEAH, I'M A BAD GIRL.

[laughs]

WHAT AN IDIOT.

PLEASE DON'T FART.

PLEASE DON'T FART."

THE NEW THING YOU GUYS

ARE DOING IN THE BEDROOM

THAT I KNOW YOU'RE COPYING

FROM PORN IS THE CHOKING THING.

>> woman: OH!

>> YOU ALWAYS KNOW

WHO'S BEEN CHOKED.

IT'S LIKE I DIDN'T KNOW

THE CHOKING THING WAS GOING ON.

IMAGINE MY SURPRISE...

THE FIRST TIME THAT WENT DOWN.

I WAS LIKE, "UH, I DON'T KNOW

WHERE HE PUT THE MONEY."

THE FUNNY THING TO ME

ABOUT THE CHOKING THING IS,

IT'S THE ONLY FAKE, LIKE,

"I'M GOING TO KILL YOU" THING

YOU CAN DO IN THE BEDROOM

THAT'S ACTUALLY SEXY.

LIKE, YOU CAN'T MIME ANY OTHER

KILLING TACTICS IN THE BEDROOM.

IT'S NOT LIKE A NAKED GUY

CAN COME OUT OF THE BATHROOM

AND BE LIKE:

[imitating Jaws music]

GUYS ARE INTO THE CHOKING THING.

SO NOW WHEN A GUY TRIES

TO CHOKE ME IN THE BEDROOM,

I'LL JUST GO ALONG WITH IT,

YOU KNOW?

I'LL BE LIKE...

YOU