The Amazing Johnathan - Snowball of India

  • Season 5 , Ep 1
  • 06/24/2001
  • Views: 8,029

India is a winter wonderland. (4:05)

IS CALLED THE MYSTERY OF THE

HIMALAYAN SNOWBALL OF INDIA.

(LAUGHTER)

THIS WAS GIVEN TO ME BY A

STRANGER IN BOMBAY--

THE CITY OF LIGHTS,

THEY CALL IT.

(LAUGHTER)

SHUT UP-- YOU'VE NEVER BEEN

THERE.

SHUT UP.

A WINTER WONDERLAND.

INDIA.

LAND OF THE LAKES, THEY CALL IT.

LITTLE CITY BY THE BAY.

(LAUGHTER)

SHUT UP.

NOW, I'LL NEVER FORGET--

A STRANGER GAVE THIS TO ME.

I'LL NEVER FORGET WHAT HE SAID

AS HE PUT THIS INTO MY HAND.

HE LOOKED ME IN THE EYE

AND SAID, "HERE."

(LAUGHTER)

OKAY, SO.

IF I COULD HAVE THE LIGHTS

DIMMED A LITTLE BIT,

AND I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT THIS CAN

DO.

DIM THE LIGHTS.

PERFECT.

THANK YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

A LITTLE MORE.

DIM THEM.

YEAH.

PERFECT.

GOOD.

MORE.

LITTLE MORE.

DOWN.

DOWN.

(LAUGHTER)

BASICALLY, THAT'S OFF NOW,

ISN'T IT?

TURN THEM UP JUST A LITTLE TINY

BIT.

ALL RIGHT.

YEAH.

GOOD.

ALL RIGHT.

CAN I JUST SAY, THE LIGHT MAN

IS A (BLEEP)-HEAD.

I KNOW WHAT HE'S DOING.

HE'S SCREWING AROUND WITH ME

ON PURPOSE.

'CAUSE I YELLED AT HIM ONE

TIME--

I YELLED AT HIM IS REHEARSAL--

THIS IS WHAT HE TELLS ME,

LISTEN TO THIS.

HE SAYS, "HEY, YOU'RE NEW HERE,

IF YOU EVER YELL AT ME AGAIN,

I'M GONNA CALL MY DAD WHO'S IN

THE MAFIA.

ONE CALL AND YOU'RE DEAD."

I'M LIKE--

"WHOA.

I'M SCARED."

YOU GOTTA LAUGH WHEN PEOPLE TELL

YOU THAT (BLEEP).

(LAUGHTER)

I KNOW, IT'S FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

I JUST LIKE-- YEAH!

OKAY!

I KNOW.

IT'S FUNNY, ISN'T IT?

I JUST--

I KNOW.

I JUST LIKE... WHA!

WHATEVER.

ALL RIGHT.

I NEED SOME MUSIC--

SOMETHING SNAPPY AND LOUD--

FOR THE MYSTERY OF THE SWAHILI

SNOWBALL OF DEATH.

♪ (2001: A SPACE ODYSSEY

MUSIC PLAYS) ♪

TURN IT UP.

(MUSIC VOLUME INCREASES)

NOW, KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE

ABORIGINAL SNOWBALL...

OF DEATH.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)

♪ (MUSIC CONTINUES TO PLAY)

JOHNATHAN>> I LOVE YOU.

(LAUGHTER)

I LOVE YOU.

AHHH!

(MUSIC STOPS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

THANK YOU VERY MUCH.

THANK YOU!

THANK YOU ALL VERY MUCH!

THANK YOU!

♪ (MUSIC PLAYS)

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

GOOD NIGHT!

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN...

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