- Hey man when you were born was it Vaginal Caesarean
or you just eat your way out?
- Give him cookie.
- I love that you got introduced to the fact
that your family died and that you talk about it on stage.
That's incredible for the lead suspect in all their murders.
That's real, real OJ of you my nigga.
- Too bad we're not roasting him for real
cause there'd be enough of his fat ass
to feed this whole city block.
Just the foot he's gonna lose to Diabetes
is enough to feed thiswhole muthafuckin room.
The only reason why I feel bad beating you
'cause I'm a Southern White male
and frankly it's cliche.
- He's a witty comedian.
He's a Southern gentleman.
He's like a modern Mark Twain.
If Mark Twain used nigger way, way more.
_ Sean, man you (chuckles)
I would drink with you just so you'd talk about me
though I'd slap the shit out of your head.
- There was like a minute in the middle of his thing
where I'm like, he is the Devil.
When you look at him, he is the Devil.
- He's gonna stealsomeone's soul tonight.
- It's another clean sweep, Jeff
- Wow, Sean congrats.
You don't have to sell Meth out of an Uber anymore.
- Carry him.
- There we go, oh Jesus.
- Xavier just had three tiny heartaches.