Dudes in Exile

  • Season 4 , Ep 13
  • 04/16/2014
  • Views: 22,612

After abandoning their house, each of the guys finds a different scene to crash, but they all have trouble adjusting to their new surroundings. (2:40)

- YEAH.- WERE YOU MAKING INDIAN FOOD?

- NAH.THAT'S JUST HOW IT SMELLS.

[laughs]

- WELL, REGARDLESS, THANKSFOR LETTING ME CRASH HERE.

YOU KNOW, YOU'VE ALWAYSAPPRECIATED ME,

UNLIKE DERS AND ADAM.

- HONESTLY,I COULD USE THE COMPANY.

I HAD A ROUGH WEEK.

I FORGOT TO PICK UPALICE'S DRY CLEANING,

AND SHE SMUSHED COFFEE CAKEINTO MY EAR.

THERE'S JUST SOME, LIKE,CINNAMON CRUMBLES.

- WELL, YOU KNOWWHAT ALWAYS CHEERS ME UP?

- HUH?- I CRACK OPEN A COLD ONE.

I TURN SOME YING YANG TWINSON THE OLD PANDORA STATION,

AND I DO SOME ARTSIN'AND CRAFTIN'.

- OH.- YEAH.

- YEAH, THAT SOUNDS LIKE FUN.OH, SHOW'S BACK ON.

OKAY.HERE'S MY BITCH, RIGHT HERE.

- OOH.- MM.

I GOT A LOT OF MONEYRIDING ON THIS DOG SHOW.

THERE WE GO!

- GO, BITCH.[laughs]

- IS THAT MY HAT?

I KNOW THAT IS.THAT IS MY HAT, MAN.

WHY YOU TAKE IT FROM ME, MAN?

- THE PARK IS CLOSED!

THE PARK IS CLOSED.

READ THE SIGN.

THOSE ARE THE RULES.

- HEY, WE GOT A NEW RULE.

SHUT THE [bleep] UP.[laughter]

- OH, SOUNDS LIKE SOMEBODY'SFLUENT IN THE LANGUAGE OF CUSS.

DOESN'T IMPRESS ME, BUDDY.

- OH, YOU JUST VIOLATED

THE NEW RULE OF SHUTTINGTHE [bleep] UP.

- OKAY, WELL,IF THAT'S THE RULE,

THEN YOU VIOLATED ITBY TELLING IT TO ME.

DON'T TANGLE WITH THE KING,ALL RIGHT?

I KNOW WHAT I'M DOING,ALL RIGHT?

NOW, HAND OVER THE BEERS.I KNOW YOU GUYS ARE UNDERAGE.

- [scoffs]

- STOP SLAMMING.- [burps]

- THEN I'M TAKING THIS ONE.

I WANT YOU GUYS OUT OF HEREBY THE TIME I'M DONE

TAKING MY NIGHT DUMP,OR I'M CALLING THE COPS.

- OH, MY GOSH.THE POLICE?

- THE 5-0.- OH, OKAY.

- ALL RIGHT?

- HEY, WHY YOU WALKINGLIKE THAT, MAN?

YOU GOT SOMETHINGSTUCK UP THERE?

SUPER DOOKIE![laughs]

- GET OUT OF HERE.- [coughs]

- I'M A QUICK [bleep].

- WHOA!

WHAT IS THIS, POOL?- YEAH.

- THAT'S COOL.FELT, WOOD.

STICKS, BALLS.NICE.

YOU GUYS WANT TO CHUGSOME BEERS WITH ME?

- FREE BEERS?- YEAH, I BROUGHT 'EM OVER.

I WAS LIKE,"THESE DUDES LOOK COOL.

"I WANT TO BE BEST FRIENDSWITH THEM AND HANG OUT WITH THEM

ALL THE TIME."[glasses clink]

CHUGGING BEERSWITH MY FRIENDS.

WHOO!

GETTING SHMACKED!GETTING LOCO.

WE LIVIN' THAT LOCO LIFE.

50 MORE BEERS FOR MY FRIENDSWHO I LOVE NOW

AND NOT FOR MY FRIENDSWHO I DON'T LOVE NOW.

I LOVE YOU, DUDES.YOU GUYS ARE COOL.

- WELL, WELL, WELL.

AREN'T YOUA ROWDY LITTLE BEAR CUB?

- [growls]- [growls]

- ROWDY RODDY BEAR HUG.

COMING AT YOU!- WHOA!

[growls]- [growls]

OH, YOU'RE WAY STRONGERTHAN I AM.

- HEY, BUDDY.- YOU'RE WAY STRONGER THAN I AM.

- HEY, YOU GOT TO BRING IT DOWNA LITTLE BIT.

PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO WATCHTHE GAME HERE.

- [mocking deep voice]YEAH, OKAY, NO, I WILL.

OH, I'LL LISTENTO EVERYTHING YOU SAY 'CAUSE

OF YOUR IMPOSING VOICE--OH!- ALL RIGHT, YOU'RE DONE.

- HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY, HEY!WATCH OUT, MAN, COME ON.

I GOT BEERS BACK AT MY PLACE.

- YEAH, I'M GONNA GO BACKTO HIS PLACE.

I DON'T WANT TO BEIN THIS STUPID PLACE.

LET'S GO!LET'S GO!

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