Soul Food

Bobby McFerrin vs. Michael Winslow Season 1, Ep 7 03/13/2012 Views: 166,674

A visit to Mama Sugarback's Soul Food Shack leads two men to try to out-order each other. (2:26)

SO GLAD WE COULD BRING THISPROJECT TO THIS NEIGHBORHOOD.

- IT'S SO RICHIN HISTORY.

- I GREW UP IN A NEIGHBORHOODLIKE THIS.

- OH, YEAH, I GREW UPIN A NEIGHBORHOOD

EXACTLY LIKE THIS.

- ALL RIGHT,WELCOME TO MAMA SUGARBACK'S.

Y'ALL READY TO ORDER?- YEAH.

CAN I HAVE A CHICKEN FRIED STEAKWITH GRAVY AND A COLA?

- OKAY.

- I WILL HAVE THE BAKED BEEFSHORT RIBS WITH COLLARD GREENS,

AND THROW DOWNSOME OF THAT CORNBREAD.

- ALL RIGHT, BABE.

- YOU KNOW WHAT?HOLD UP A SECOND.

I'M ALSO GONNA HAVESOME OF THEM

COLLARD GREENS AND CORNBREADAS WELL,

BUT HOOK A BROTHER UPWITH SOME OF THEM HOT LINKS.

- ALL RIGHT.- ALL RIGHT.

- [chuckles] YOU KNOW WHAT?WHY AM I TRYING TO FRONT?

SCRATCH ALL THAT.

GIVE ME SOME OKRAAND SOME FRIED RED SNAPPER.

AND GIRL, YOU KNOW I WANTSOME CHITLINS.

- ALL RIGHT NOW.

- Y'ALL GOT HAM HOCKS?

- OF COURSE.- WELL, THAT'S WHAT I WANT.

I WANT A PLATE OF HAM HOCKS,DEEP-FRIED, BLACKENED,

AND SERVED ON A BEDOF MUSTARD GREENS.

- PIG FEET.

I WANT SOME PIG FEETAND FOUR POUNDS OF GRITS.

AND OH, OH!AND YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE?

GIVE ME A LITTLE DIXIE CUPFULL OF LARD, ALL RIGHT?

- I JUST REMEMBERED WHAT I WANT.A BOWL OF MOSQUITOES.

NONE OF THEM TINY ONES EITHER,GIVE ME THEM BIG MOTHER[bleep]

YOU FINDDOWN AT THE SWAMPS.

- SISTER, COULD YOU PLEASEHOOK A BROTHER UP

WITH A RUSTY BUCKETFULL OF FISH HEADS

WRAPPED IN RAZOR WIRE?

- DONKEY TEETH.- DONKEY TEETH?

- STRAIGHT OUTA DONKEY'S MOUTH.

YOU KNOW WHAT? [bleep] IT.ANY ANIMAL TOOTH WILL DO.

I WANT YOU TO STICK ITIN SOME HONEY GLAZE,

FRY IT WITH FAT BACK,

AND SERVE ITIN AN OLD TIN COFFEE CAN.

- FORGET EVERYTHING I SAIDUP TO THIS POINT RIGHT NOW.

BRING ME SOME DANDELION GREENS,A COW HIP, AND A DOG FACE.

WRAP THAT WHOLE MESSIN AN OLD EBONY MAGAZINE,

AND SERVE IT TO MEIN A SHOEBOX.

- OKAY, I WANT A PLATTEROF STORK ANKLES,

AN OLD CELLAR DOOR,A POSSUM SPINE,

AND A HUMAN FOOT.

- YOU WANT A HUMAN FOOT?

- MM-HMM.

- I GOT JUST ONE QUESTIONFOR Y'ALL.

- YOU WANT GRAVYON THAT CELLAR DOOR?

- OH, DEFINITELY.

- OH, YEAH, YEAH.YOU GOTTA PUT GRAVY ON THAT.

- WHAT'S A CELLAR DOORWITHOUT GRAVY?

- IT'S NOT FOOD.

- MMM.

- IT'S REALLY--[chokes]

- UGH.

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