Rapid Refresh - Meet Me at The Cheesecake Factory

  • Season 1, Ep 0106
  • 10/29/2013
  • Views: 1,778

Matt Braunger, Nikki Glaser and Patton Oswalt figure out which pick-up line New York Knicks' guard J.R. Smith used to flirt with a fan. (3:02)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINE IT'S TIME FOR "RAPID

REFRESH."

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A QUESTIONWITH THREE POSSIBLE ANSWERS.

THE FIRST TO BUZZ IN GETS 100POINTS.

THE N.B.A. SEASON STARTS TONIGHTENDING A BUSY OFF-SEASON EXPECT

FOR NEW YORK NICK J.R. SMITH.

WHAT PICKUP LINE DID HE USE TOFLIRT WITH A FEMALE FAN.

YOU TRYING TO GET THE PIPE?

B, CAN I HOLLA AT YOUR GINA?

OR C, SUP?

MEET AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

NIKKI GLASER.

>> C?

>> NO THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A.

>> NO WAY!

>> YES!

>> I LOVE IT!

>> HE'S PLUMBING HIS PENIS-->> I CALL MY VAGINA THE

CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT-- THAT'SWHY I THOUGHT IT WAS C.

>> WELL, I'VE HEARD-->> I CALL VAGINAS TRYINAS.

>> THE "X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTUREPAST" TRAILER WAS RELEASED AND

HOLY CRAP IS THE INTERNETEXCITED THE TRAILER EVOKED

DISTURBINGLY SEXUAL RESPONSESFROM THE TWITTER VERSE.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING REALTWEETS WAS FROM A FEMALE FAN.

THE XMAN TRAILER IS OUT AND I'MAT SCHOOL.

( BLEEP ) ME IN THE ASS.

I WONDER IF THE MARKET RESEARCHPEOPLE ARE LIKE WHERE DO WE PUT

THAT ON A CHART?

B, JUST WATCHED THE TRAIL FOR"X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST," BE

RIGHT BACK WHILE I JUICE FOR JOYIN THIS WHOLE FOODS CHECKOUT

LINE.

C, JUST WATCHED THE NEW X-MENTRAILER AND I THINK I JUST TOOK

A ( BLEEP ) OUT OF MY DICK.

I THINK.

I THINK I DID.

YOU'D KNOW.

PATTON.

>> I HAVE TO BOW OUT OF THISROUND.

THE SECOND ONE'S MINE.

( LAUGHTER )SORRY.

>> YEAH, IT'S NOT FAIR.

>> YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TAKEA GUESS?

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> NIKKI.

>> LADIES FIRST.

>> I'M GOING TO DEFINITELY SAYA.

>> YES, THAT IS THE CORRECTANSWER.

IS THAT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSEGEE WHEN, WHEN YOU'RE AT SCHOOL

AND MISS SOMETHING WANT TO GET( BLEEP ) IN THE ASS.

>> GIRLS DON'T TAKE ( BLEEP )OUT OF THEIR DICKS BECAUSE THEY

DON'T HAVE DICKS.

DICKS.

>> DRIKS LIKE THAT.

>> IF A VAGINA IS A CHEESECAKEFACTORY, SHE WANTS TO GET

( BLEEP ) IN HER DENNYS.

>> TO BE FAIR.

NO, HER OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE.

>> AAHH!

>> THIS BABY IS GONE!

>> IT'S OVER THE GREEN MONSTER.

>> THESE MISOGYNISTS ARE GOINGTO THE WORLD SERIES OF HATE.

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