Rapid Refresh - Meet Me at The Cheesecake Factory

  • Season 1 , Ep 0106
  • 10/29/2013
  • Views: 1,852

Matt Braunger, Nikki Glaser and Patton Oswalt figure out which pick-up line New York Knicks' guard J.R. Smith used to flirt with a fan. (2:57)

ALL RIGHT, LET'S START WITH OUR

FIRST GAME.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNET

HEADLINE OOTDZ TIME FOR "RAPID

REFRESH."

I'M GOING TO GIVE YOU A QUESTION

WITH THREE POSSIBLE ANSWERS.

THE FIRST TO BUZZ IN GETS 100

POINTS.

THE N.B.A. SEASON STARTS TONIGHT

ENDING A BUSY OFF-SEASON EXPECT

FOR NEW YORK NICK J.R. SMITH.

WHAT PICKUP LINE DID HE USE TO

FLIRT WITH A FEMALE FAN.

YOU TRYING TO GET THE PIPE?

B, CAN I HOLLA AT YOUR GINA?

OR C, SUP?

MEET AT CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

NIKKI GLASER.

>> C?

>> NO THE CORRECT ANSWER IS A.

>> NO WAY!

>> YES!

>> I LOVE IT!

>> HE'S PLUMBING HIS PENIS--

>> I CALL MY VAGINA THE

CHEESECAKE FACTORY.

THAT'S WHY I THOUGHT-- THAT'S

WHY I THOUGHT IT WAS C.

>> WELL, I'VE HEARD--

>> I CALL VAGINAS TRYINAS.

>> THE "X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE

PAST" TRAILER WAS RELEASED AND

HOLY CRAP IS THE INTERNET

EXCITED THE TRAILER EVOKED

DISTURBINGLY SEXUAL RESPONSES

FROM THE TWITTER VERSE.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING REAL

TWEETS WAS FROM A FEMALE FAN.

THE XMAN TRAILER IS OUT AND I'M

AT SCHOOL.

( BLEEP ) ME IN THE ASS.

I WONDER IF THE MARKET RESEARCH

PEOPLE ARE LIKE WHERE DO WE PUT

THAT ON A CHART?

B, JUST WATCHED THE TRAIL FOR

"X-MEN: DAYS OF FUTURE PAST," BE

RIGHT BACK WHILE I JUICE FOR JOY

IN THIS WHOLE FOODS CHECKOUT

LINE.

C, JUST WATCHED THE NEW X-MEN

TRAILER AND I THINK I JUST TOOK

A ( BLEEP ) OUT OF MY DICK.

I THINK.

I THINK I DID.

YOU'D KNOW.

PATTON.

>> I HAVE TO BOW OUT OF THIS

ROUND.

THE SECOND ONE'S MINE.

( LAUGHTER )

SORRY.

>> YEAH, IT'S NOT FAIR.

>> YOU'RE NOT EVEN GOING TO TAKE

A GUESS?

>> NO, NO, NO.

>> NIKKI.

>> LADIES FIRST.

>> I'M GOING TO DEFINITELY SAY

A.

>> YES, THAT IS THE CORRECT

ANSWER.

IS THAT AN APPROPRIATE RESPONSE

GEE WHEN, WHEN YOU'RE AT SCHOOL

AND MISS SOMETHING WANT TO GET

( BLEEP ) IN THE ASS.

>> GIRLS DON'T TAKE ( BLEEP )

OUT OF THEIR DICKS BECAUSE THEY

DON'T HAVE DICKS.

>> AND YOUDICKS.

>> DRIKS LIKE THAT.

>> IF A VAGINA IS A CHEESECAKE

FACTORY, SHE WANTS TO GET

( BLEEP ) IN HER DENNYS.

>> TO BE FAIR.

NO, HER OUTBACK STEAKHOUSE.

>> AAHH!

>> THIS BABY IS GONE!

>> IT'S OVER THE GREEN MONSTER.

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