Ron Funches - Chicago vs. Oregon

  • Season 1 , Ep 3
  • 11/07/2013
  • Views: 15,715

Oregon reminds Ron Funches of his hometown of Chicago but with a few subtle differences. (1:56)

- HI, GUYS.[laughter]

I'M ORIGINALLYFROM CHICAGO, ILLINOIS.

[cheers and applause]

THANK YOU.

IT DESERVES THAT RESPECT.

CHICAGO'S AN EXTREMELYROUGH PLACE TO GROW UP IN.

ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RETHE ONLY BROTHER ON THE BLOCK

THAT'S INTO BUMPIN'ALANIS MORISSETTE.

[laughter]

[cheers and applause]

SO YOU OUGHTA KNOW...

I MOVED TO OREGON.

AND I LOVED IT.

IT REMINDED ME OF CHICAGO.

WITH SUBTLE DIFFERENCES.

CHICAGO,IT WAS ALWAYS...

"OH, SNAP,IT'S A CRACKHEAD,"

OR, "OH, SNAP,IT'S A GANG MEMBER."

IN OREGON IT WAS ALWAYS,

"OH, SNAP, THE BLACKBERRIESARE IN SEASON?

THIS IS A DELICIOUSSITUATION I'M IN."

I'M GLAD I MOVED TO OREGON.I GOT TO TRY SOME THINGS.

I NOW LOVE AND ENJOY,LIKE, ICED COFFEES.

[scattered cheers]

OR WHITE WOMEN.THOSE ARE BOTH GREAT.

[audience cheers]

[mic feedback]I'M JUST JOKING.

COFFEE IS GROSS.

EVERY TIME I DRINK ANY,I GET REALLY SICK.

WHICH LEADS ME TO BELIEVE

I MUST BEALLERGIC TO ENERGY.

WHICH I LATER FOUND OUTIS NOT SOMETHING YOU CAN PUT

ON A MEDICAL MARIJUANAAPPLICATION.

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