last year for my birthday,"The Book of Questions."
Has anyone gotten this book?
This is the worst.
This is a book ofmoral questions
there are no answers to.
Now you know, I'mgreat at trivia.
I know all of the things--Lone Ranger's horse.
I open up this book.
First question, "Would you giveup the use of all your limbs
to solve world hunger?"
That's a tough question.
That's a good one.
I don't know.
That's a guess.
What I need is "TheBook of Answers."
That's what I need-- abook, every page an answer.
Page one, "The glassis half empty."
Page two, "Thechicken came first."
"Of course it makesnoise-- it's a tree."
You know, that'sthe kind of book--
that's the kind of book I need.
[cheering and applause]
Hey, don't try to make up atthis point of the show, please.
I've been going to a lotof rock concerts lately.
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