Wayne Federman - Book of Answers

Federman, Winstead, Richards Season 1, Ep 0109 05/30/1994 Views: 560

Wayne doesn't need a book of questions. (0:55)

last year for my birthday,"The Book of Questions."

Has anyone gotten this book?

This is the worst.

This is a book ofmoral questions

there are no answers to.

Now you know, I'mgreat at trivia.

I know all of the things--Lone Ranger's horse.

I open up this book.

First question, "Would you giveup the use of all your limbs

to solve world hunger?"

That's a tough question.

That's a good one.

Trigger?

I don't know.

That's a guess.

What I need is "TheBook of Answers."

That's what I need-- abook, every page an answer.

Page one, "The glassis half empty."

OK.

Page two, "Thechicken came first."

"Of course it makesnoise-- it's a tree."

You know, that'sthe kind of book--

that's the kind of book I need.

[cheering and applause]

Hey, don't try to make up atthis point of the show, please.

I've been going to a lotof rock concerts lately.