(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)>> WELCOME BACK.

LAST NIGHT, WE TOLD YOU ABOUTTHE COMMENTS L.A.

CLIPPERS'OWNER-TURNED-RACIST-OUTCAST

DONALD STERLING MADE ABOUT MAGICJOHNSON TO ANDERSON COOPER.

IT TURNS OUT IT WAS JUST NIGHTONE OF THE MINI SERIES OF

KNUCKLEHEADEDNESS THAT ISANDERSON COOPER'S DONALD

STERLING INTERVIEW.LET'S LOOK AT NIGHT TWO

IN OUR NEW SEGMENT, OKAY, YOU GOBYE NOW.

(LAUGHTER)WHEN WE LAST LEFT HIM, DONALD

STERLING WAS BLAMING HISGIRLFRIEND AND MAGIC JOHNSON FOR

SOMEHOW MAKING HIM SPOUT RACISTNONSENSE! POP IT.

>> MAGIC JOHNSON, YOU KNOW, HASMADE A PUBLIC COMMENT.

DO YOU HAVE SOMETHING TO SAY TOHIM?

>> HERE'S A MAN WHO -- I DON'TKNOW IF I SHOULD SAY THIS -- HE

ACTS SO HOLY. I MEAN,

HE MADE LOVE TO EVERY GIRL INEVERY CITY IN AMERICA AND HE HAD

AIDS, AND WHEN HE HAD THOSEAIDS, I WENT TO MY SYNAGOGUE AND

I PRAYED FOR HIM.

(LAUGHTER)>> I PRAYED -- I PRAYED FOR HIS

BAG OF AIDS!

OH, I WANTED HIM TO NOT HAVE THEWHOLE AIDS...

NOW TECHNICALLY, MAGIC JOHNSONHAS "THOSE HIV" AND NOT "THOSE

AIDS".

JESUS CHRIST, AM I SERIOUSLYFACT-CHECKING AN 80 YEAR-OLD

BILLIONAIRE LUNATIC?

MAYBE I'LL JUST LEAVE THAT UP TOTHE FOLKS AT INSANI-FACT. YEAH.

NOW, DONALD STERLING HAD GONE ONANDERSON COOPER'S SHOW

OSTENSIBLY TO APOLOGIZEFOR BEING RACIST.

AND THIS IS THE BEAUTY OF THISMAN DONALD STERLING.

HE CLOSES HIS APOLOGY WITHREALLY TEXTBOOK, CATEGORICAL,

OLD-FASHIONED RACISM.

>> I SPENT MILLIONS ON GIVINGAWAY AND HELPING MINORITIES.

DOES HE DO THAT?

THAT'S ONE PROBLEM I HAVE.

JEWS, WHEN THEY GET SUCCESSFUL,THEY WILL HELP THEIR PEOPLE, AND

SOME OF THE AFRICAN-AMERICANS --MAYBE I'LL GET IN TROUBLE

AGAIN -- THEY DON'T WANT TO HELPANYBODY.

>> MAYBE?

MAYBE YOU WILL GET IN TROUBLEAGAIN? JEWS -- HELP -- BLACKS.

(LAUGHTER)UNLESS, MAYBE WHAT HE'S DOING

HERE IS WORKSHOPPING MATERIALFOR HIS NEW H.B.O. SPECIAL

DONALD STERLING'S LITERALLYDEAF COMEDY JAM. THE JEWS

GIVE THE CHARITIES, BUT THEBLACKS GIVE TO CHARITIES...

SORRY, I'M JUST, CAN I JUST SAYTHIS?

I SPENT A LOT OF THANKSGIVINGSWITH FOLKS LIKE THIS, SO --

ALL RIGHT, STERLING, YOU GO BYE,NOW. YOU GO BYE.

WAIT, ALL RIGHT SO,

WHO WILL TAKE STERLING'SPLACE IN THE UNFORCED ERROR

SPOTLIGHT?

>> AT A CONFERENCE IN LOSANGELES LAST WEEK KARL ROVE

SUGGESTED HILLARY CLINTONMAY HAVE BRAIN DAMAGE.

HE CITED THE FORMER SECRETARY OFSTATE'S HEALTH SCARE BACK IN

2012 WHEN SHE FELL AND SUFFEREDBLOOD CLOT.

HERE'S A QUOTE, "30 DAYS IN THEHOSPITAL AND WHEN SHE

REAPPEARS SHE'S WEARING GLASSESTHAT ARE ONLY FOR PEOPLE WHO

HAVE TRAUMATIC BRAIN INJURY?

WE NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S UP WITHTHAT."

>> YES. YES, WE NEED TOKNOW WHAT IS UP WITH THAT?

KIND OF PETERED OUT AT THEEND THERE, FOR ROVE, DIDN'T HE?

IS HILLARY CLINTON TOO MENTALLYSCRAMBLED TO RUN THE COUNTRY?

I MEAN, WHAT THE DEAL-IO? ONEPROBLEM, THOUGH,

WITH AMBASSADOR ROVE'SSTATEMENT, SECRETARY CLINTON

WAS ACTUALLY IN THE HOSPITAL FORFOUR DAYS, NOT 30.

APPARENTLY, KARL ROVE UNSKEWEDTHAT NUMBER.

CLEARLY, HE THOUGHT CRANIUM GATEWAS GOING TO BE A SLAM-DUNK

TALKING POINT. TURNSOUT NOT REALLY.

>> HOW DID THIS COMMENTCOME UP SUGGESTING THAT

HILLARY CLINTON MAY SUFFERFROM BRAIN DAMAGE?

WHERE DID THAT COME FROM?

>> NO, NO, WAIT A MINUTE. NO,NO,

I DIDN'T SAY SHE HADBRAIN DAMAGE --

>> I NEVER SAID BRAIN DAMAGE!I MERELY NOTED, IN PASSING, THAT

SHE WAS WEARING TRAUMATICBRAIN INJURY EYEWEAR -- WHAT DO

YOU CALL IT THERE --LOBOTO-LENSES! WHATEVER.

THE BOOP BOOP GLASSES. YOU KNOW,WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL THEM!

REALLY KARL, YOU SURE YOU DON'TWANT TO GO CONSPIRACY ROUTE ON

THIS ONE?

>> SHE HAD APPARENTLY ASERIOUS VIRUS. THEY ANNOUNCED

THEN ON THE 15TH OF DECEMBERTHAT SHE HAD AT SOME PERIOD IN

THE PAST WEEK FALLEN. THEYDIDN'T SAY WHEN, THEY DIDN'T SAY

WHERE. SHE WASRECOVERING AT HOME.

ON THE 30th OF DECEMBER, SHEGOES IN AND TURNS OUT TO HAVE

HAD A BLOOD CLOT. THEYWON'T SAY WHERE.

>> UNANSWERED QUESTIONS!

AN ATTEMPTED COVERUP!

MY GOD, IT'S BRAINGHAZI!

(LAUGHTER)HOW MANY, HOW MANY SYNAPSES?

WE NEED TO KNOW THE TRUTH!

(LAUGHTER)BRAINGHAZI!

JUST ONE QUICK QUESTIONBEFORE YOU GO THERE,

HOUSE M.D.

WHEN DID YOU START CARING SOMUCH ABOUT THE FITNESS OF THOSE

WHO HAVE TO HOLD THE OVALOFFICE?

(APPLAUSE)PERHAPS, I ASSUME IT WAS RIGHT

AFTER YOUR BOSS FELL ANDBANGED HIS HEAD AFTER

LOSING A BATTLE WITH A PRETZEL.

(LAUGHTER)DUDE BLACKS OUT, NEXT THING YOU

KNOW HE'S STARTING AN UNPROVOKEDWAR IN IRAQ.

NOW HE SPENDS HIS DAYS EATIN'APPLESAUCE AND PAINTING

HIS FEET!

WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK.