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When T.J. Miller gets super drunk with his girlfriend, the morning after is never fun. (0:51)

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-My girlfriend and I, wheneverwe get really drunk-- you know,

when I get, like,super-drunk with her--

we go home forlittle bit of this.

You know what I'm talking about.

A little bit of the, uh--

[snoring]

(AS GIRLFRIEND)Wake up, wake up.

(AS HIMSELF) Shut up, shut up.

[snoring]

Eight hours later.

[yawn]

[smooching]

(AS GIRLFRIEND) Get off of me.

(AS HIMSELF) What's the matter?

[smooching]

(AS GIRLFRIEND) Get off of me.

Don't you remember whathappened last night?

(AS HIMSELF) No.

Come here.(AS GIRLFRIEND) Get--

(AS HIMSELF) Ugh.

Hey, you pushed me offthe bed, you bitch.

(AS GIRLFRIEND) Whatdid you just call me?

(AS HIMSELF) Nothing.

(AS GIRLFRIEND) Whatdid you just call me?

(AS HIMSELF) Nothing.

Bitch.

[bird-like screeching]

My girlfriend's a griffin.

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