Evolution Under Attack

  • Season 6 , Ep 9
  • 08/12/2010
  • Views: 210,358

Professor Farnsworth goes toe-to-toe with anti-evolution protestors at Cubert's school. (1:35)

Item one: duck!

(Bender groans)

Cubert, youcrapscallion!

Why aren't you in school?

I couldn't get pastthe protestors.

A bunch of smiling,angry people

were handing out theseanti-evolution flyers.

(gasps)

Evolution is under attack

in our schools?!

To the Science Mobile.

You mean the ship?

Yes.The Science Mobile.

It's just that you've nevercalled it that before, but okay.

I don't understand evolution,

and I have to protect my kidsfrom understanding it!

We will not give into the thinkers!

(applause and cheering)

You people are as loudas you are ignorant.

Now get back on your turniptrucks and go home!

(crowd booing)

That is an insultingly accuratestereotype, sir!

As a professor of science,I assure you

that we did, in fact,evolve from filthy monkey-men!

I cannot speakfor you, sir,

but my ancestorswere not monkeys.

They were orangutans.

Hard-working,patriotic orangutans.

Dr. Banjo?

In the fur.

And I remind you that evolutionis merely a theory,

like gravity,or the shape of the Earth.

(cheering)

Hey, Professor,I'm a flying spaghetti monster.

You seriously believeI'm descended

from some kindof flightless manicotti?

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