Item one: duck!
Why aren't you in school?
I couldn't get pastthe protestors.
A bunch of smiling,angry people
were handing out theseanti-evolution flyers.
Evolution is under attack
in our schools?!
To the Science Mobile.
You mean the ship?
Yes.The Science Mobile.
It's just that you've nevercalled it that before, but okay.
I don't understand evolution,
and I have to protect my kidsfrom understanding it!
We will not give into the thinkers!
(applause and cheering)
You people are as loudas you are ignorant.
Now get back on your turniptrucks and go home!
That is an insultingly accuratestereotype, sir!
As a professor of science,I assure you
that we did, in fact,evolve from filthy monkey-men!
I cannot speakfor you, sir,
but my ancestorswere not monkeys.
They were orangutans.
In the fur.
And I remind you that evolutionis merely a theory,
like gravity,or the shape of the Earth.
Hey, Professor,I'm a flying spaghetti monster.
You seriously believeI'm descended
from some kindof flightless manicotti?