Rapid Refresh - Miley Does Not Give AF

  • Season 1 , Ep 0113
  • 11/11/2013
  • Views: 1,675

John Hodgman, Grace Helbig and Kurt Braunohler figure out what Miley Cyrus tweeted after the European Music Awards and what dog meme Richie Incognito referenced in a threat. (3:29)

>> DI!

IT'S A FREE FOR ALL.

TAKE WHATEVER NAME YOU WANT.

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNET

HEADLINES IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

MAKES ME SO HAPPY IN WEEK FOUR

PLEEM PROOEM APPLAUDING THE

SEGMENTS.

THE FIRST COUPLE OF WEEKS IT

WAS, "OKAY, I GUESS THEY'RE

DOING THAT NOW."

IT'S NICE YOU'RE INVOLVED.

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

PROFESSIONAL RACIST AND

OCCASIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER,

RICHIE INCOGNITO, IS CLAIMING

THAT ONE OF HISS ALLEGED THREAD

TO MARTIN WAS A REFERENCE TO

TO AN ADORABLE DOG MEME.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING DOG MEMES

DOES INCOGNITO CLAIM HE IS

REFERENCING?

A, "WAKE?

EITHER WAY, WE PLAY OR YOU DIE."

B, "I CUT A BITCH IF SHE CROSS

ME."

C, "I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE

( BLEEP ) FAMILY.

( LAUGHTER )

YES, KURT.

>> IT'S C.

>> YES, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS C!

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS C.

( APPLAUSE )

DO YOU BELIEVE RICHIE RICHIE

INCOGNITO'S STORY THAT HE WAS

JUST REFERENCING A MEME?

>> ON THE INTERNET THAT'S THE

NICEST THING YOU CAN SAY.

THAT'S HOW I GREETED YOU WHEN I

CAME IN TODAY AND WE LOVE EACH

OTHER.

>> YES, YES, YES, THANK YOU FOR

DAELG TALE ME YOU WERE GOING TO

MURDER MY WHOLE ( BLEEP )

FAMILY.

>> EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S A JOKE.

YOU DON'T HAVE A FAMILY.

YOU'RE ALONE IN THE WORLD.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RE

SAYING.

I'M HYPNOTIZED BY THE CURLICUES

ON YOUR MUSTACHE RIGHT NOW.

>> EACH SIDE HAS ITS OWN ARTISAN

PICKLE FACTORY.

MOVING ON, MOVING ON.

ON LAST NIGHT'S EUROPEAN MUSIC

AWARDS IN AMSTERDAM, DURING HER

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH, MILEY CYRUS

CITY WHERE THAT'S LEGAL!

>> I COULDN'T FIT THIS AWARD IN

MY BAG.

BUT I DID FIND THIS.

SO THANK YOU, GUYS, VERY MUCH.

>> THAT'S SO EDGY.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S AT A

GREEN SCREEN CONVENTION.

( LAUGHTER )

>> AND SHE IS ALONE IN HER

BEDROOM?

( APPLAUSE ).

>> SOME OF THE FINEST GREEN

SCREEN TECHNOLOGY.

WHAT DID SHE TWEET ABOUT IT THE

FOLLOWING MORNING?

A, SOMETIMES IN LIFE, YOU JUST

GOTTA DECIDE NOT TO GIVE A

( BLEEP ).

WHICH IS WHAT I THINK AF STANDS

FOR.

>> THAT'S WHY SHE'S SMOKING

WEED!

B, STILL HIGH AS ( BLEEP ).

THIS "FAMILY GUY" EPISODE IS FAF

LOL.

C, IMA B ME, ALL Y'ALL H8Z CAN

S AND D.

( LAUGHTER )

( APPLAUSE )

WHAT DID SHE TWEET?

YES, HODGMAN?

>> I AM GOING TO SAY SOMETIMES

IN LIFE YOU HAVE TO DECIDE JUST

NOT TO GIVE A ( BLEEP ).

>> YES!

>> WHICH HODGMAN SAYS IT, IT

DISW SOUND LIKE A PROFESSOR

READING A BOOK.

>> IT DOES!

IT SEEMS THAT MILEY HAS ZERO

( BLEEP ) LEFT TO GIVE.

>> WELCOME TO MY SEMINAR.

>> IT WAS THE BEST OF ( BLEEP ).

IT WAS THE WORST OF ( BLEEP ).

( LAUGHTER )

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