Rapid Refresh - Miley Does Not Give AF

  • Season 1 , Ep 0113
  • 11/11/2013
  • Views: 1,561

John Hodgman, Grace Helbig and Kurt Braunohler figure out what Miley Cyrus tweeted after the European Music Awards and what dog meme Richie Incognito referenced in a threat. (3:34)

RIPPED FROM TODAY'S INTERNETHEADLINES IT'S "RAPID REFRESH."

MAKES ME SO HAPPY IN WEEK FOURPLEEM PROOEM APPLAUDING THE

SEGMENTS.

THE FIRST COUPLE OF WEEKS ITWAS, "OKAY, I GUESS THEY'RE

DOING THAT NOW."

IT'S NICE YOU'RE INVOLVED.

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ INWITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

PROFESSIONAL RACIST ANDOCCASIONAL FOOTBALL PLAYER,

RICHIE INCOGNITO, IS CLAIMINGTHAT ONE OF HISS ALLEGED THREAD

TO MARTIN WAS A REFERENCE TOTO AN ADORABLE DOG MEME.

WHICH OF THE FOLLOWING DOG MEMESDOES INCOGNITO CLAIM HE IS

REFERENCING?

A, "WAKE?

EITHER WAY, WE PLAY OR YOU DIE."

B, "I CUT A BITCH IF SHE CROSSME."

C, "I WILL MURDER YOUR WHOLE( BLEEP ) FAMILY.

( LAUGHTER )YES, KURT.

>> IT'S C.

>> YES, THE CORRECT ANSWER IS C!

THE CORRECT ANSWER IS C.

( APPLAUSE )DO YOU BELIEVE RICHIE RICHIE

INCOGNITO'S STORY THAT HE WASJUST REFERENCING A MEME?

>> ON THE INTERNET THAT'S THENICEST THING YOU CAN SAY.

THAT'S HOW I GREETED YOU WHEN ICAME IN TODAY AND WE LOVE EACH

OTHER.

>> YES, YES, YES, THANK YOU FORDAELG TALE ME YOU WERE GOING TO

MURDER MY WHOLE ( BLEEP )FAMILY.

>> EVERYONE KNOWS IT'S A JOKE.

YOU DON'T HAVE A FAMILY.

YOU'RE ALONE IN THE WORLD.

( LAUGHTER ).

>> CAN'T HEAR WHAT YOU'RESAYING.

I'M HYPNOTIZED BY THE CURLICUESON YOUR MUSTACHE RIGHT NOW.

>> EACH SIDE HAS ITS OWN ARTISANPICKLE FACTORY.

MOVING ON, MOVING ON.

ON LAST NIGHT'S EUROPEAN MUSICAWARDS IN AMSTERDAM, DURING HER

ACCEPTANCE SPEECH, MILEY CYRUSCITY WHERE THAT'S LEGAL!

>> I COULDN'T FIT THIS AWARD INMY BAG.

BUT I DID FIND THIS.

SO THANK YOU, GUYS, VERY MUCH.

>> THAT'S SO EDGY.

>> IT LOOKS LIKE SHE'S AT AGREEN SCREEN CONVENTION.

( LAUGHTER )>> AND SHE IS ALONE IN HER

BEDROOM?

( APPLAUSE ).

>> SOME OF THE FINEST GREENSCREEN TECHNOLOGY.

WHAT DID SHE TWEET ABOUT IT THEFOLLOWING MORNING?

A, SOMETIMES IN LIFE, YOU JUSTGOTTA DECIDE NOT TO GIVE A

( BLEEP ).

WHICH IS WHAT I THINK AF STANDSFOR.

>> THAT'S WHY SHE'S SMOKINGWEED!

B, STILL HIGH AS ( BLEEP ).

THIS "FAMILY GUY" EPISODE IS FAFLOL.

C, IMA B ME, ALL Y'ALL H8Z CANS AND D.

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

WHAT DID SHE TWEET?

YES, HODGMAN?

>> I AM GOING TO SAY SOMETIMESIN LIFE YOU HAVE TO DECIDE JUST

NOT TO GIVE A ( BLEEP ).

>> YES!

>> WHICH HODGMAN SAYS IT, ITDISW SOUND LIKE A PROFESSOR

READING A BOOK.

>> IT DOES!

IT SEEMS THAT MILEY HAS ZERO( BLEEP ) LEFT TO GIVE.

>> WELCOME TO MY SEMINAR.

>> IT WAS THE BEST OF ( BLEEP ).

IT WAS THE WORST OF ( BLEEP ).

( LAUGHTER )( APPLAUSE )

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