Barry Sobel - Barry Raps

Season 1 , Ep 0130 02/24/92 Views: 1,128

Barry knocked down the Berlin Wall. (1:37)

( rapping: )WELL, I WAS IN MY CAR,BROKE UP THE U.S.S.R.

KNOCKED DOWN THE BERLIN WALL--THANK YOU-- STOPPED THE TANK

WE'RE UP IN CHINA.

ASK ME IF I'M SURE.

WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO SAY, G.?

THAT I'M DYNA-MITE, MITE, MITEIS MY MIDDLE NAME

I WILL ROCK YOUR WORLD.

( high voice: )WHAT'S GOING TO HAPPEN TO US?

WE'LL STILL REMAIN THE SAME.

BECAUSE, AS RICHARD SAID, I'MAN M.C. OF MIGHT AND THUNDER

IF I WERE AN AUSSIE--HERE COMES MY FIRST JOKE--

I'D BE DOWN, DOWN UNDER--GET IT?

LIKE CROCODILE DUNDEE,ANGELO, TOO.

I'M WACKY, I'M SERIOUS,I'M POOR-- NAME YAHOO.

WHEN I WALK AROUND THE PLACE,WELL, THEN I'M QUIET AS A MOUSE.

AND THAT'S WHENALL THE GIRLS SCREAM.

GIRLS-- "BARRY SOBELIS IN THE HOUSE."

( applause )

I ALMOST...

I ALMOST DIDN'T...

I ALMOST DIDN'T RAP BECAUSETHEY PUT A RING IN YOUR NOSE.

DOES IT MEAN SOMETHING

IF IT'S ONE OF THOSE RINGSIN THE LEFT SIDE OF YOUR NOSE

OR THE RIGHT SIDE?

WHAT IF THE RINGCONNECTS BOTH NOSTRILS?

THAT MEANSYOU'RE A WATER BUFFALO.

IT MEANS YOU SHOULD BEIN THE FLINTSTONES.

WOMEN RAPPERS-- MY FAVORITE.

I DON'T UNDERSTANDWHAT THEY'RE SAYING.

IT SEEMS LIKETHEY'RE ALL OUT OF BREATH--

( imitating breathy, unintelligible rapping )

WILHELMINA.

( more breathy rapping )

EMPHYSEMA, CATCH YOU LATER,BECAUSE...

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