Sean Cullen - Wood, Cheese and Children

  • Season 6 , Ep 2
  • 04/28/2002
  • Views: 8,374

If you feel bad and sad, get three little things that will make you feel glad. (4:36)

SEAN CULLEN>> AH, YOU'VE BEEN A

LOVELY GROUP OF PEOPLE.

DID YOU KNOW THAT?

YOU THREE LADIES TOGETHER.

FIGHTING FOR FREEDOM.

THIS IS DYLAN, MY ACCOMPANIST

WHO PLAYS FOR ME.

AND HE'S AVAILABLE FOR

BAR MITZVAHS AND WEDDINGS.

HE'S VERY GOOD.

NOW, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN,

I'VE TALKED TO YOU A LOT

TONIGHT.

I THINK WE'VE HAD A GOOD TIME.

HAVE YOU ENJOYED YOURSELF?

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

BUT, AH...

WE'VE HAD A GOOD TIME TONIGHT

AND THANKS VERY MUCH.

AND, UH, YOU KNOW PEOPLE ASK ME

WHAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME

IN THE WORLD, YOU KNOW?

THEY ASK ME THAT A LOT.

I SAY, IT'S NOT JUST ONE THING

THAT'S IMPORTANT TO ME.

SEE YOUR LAUGHING ALREADY, SIR,

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHY.

DO YOU THINK THAT I COULDN'T

HAVE ANYTHING THAT'S IMPORTANT

TO ME?

WELL, THERE ARE THREE THINGS

ACTUALLY.

WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN.

♪ (GUITAR PLAYS)

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOU SMELL SO SWEET

♪ WHOA, WHOA,

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE

♪ WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW

♪ WHAT TO DO

♪ YOU DON'T KNOW WHERE TO GO

♪ YOU'RE OUT IN THE DARKNESS

♪ IN THE BLINDING SNOW

♪ GET YOURSELF SOME WOOD

♪ MAKE SURE IT'S DRY

♪ SET IT ON FIRE

♪ AND YOU'LL GET HIGH ON

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE SO SWEET

♪ WHOA, WHOA

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE

♪ NOW YOU'VE GOT A FIRE

♪ YOU'RE FEELING FINE

♪ UNLESS YOU'VE GOT A CHIPMUNK

♪ GNAWING ON YOUR SPINE

♪ THERE'S JUST ONE THING

♪ A CHIPMUNK CAN'T STAND

♪ IT'S A NICE CHUNK OF CHEESE

♪ IN A MAN'S RIGHT HAND

♪ AND WOOD, CHEESE

♪ AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE

♪ SO SWEET

♪ WHOA, WHOA

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE COMPLETE

♪ NOW YOU'VE GOT THAT CHIPMUNK

♪ ON THE RUN

♪ YOU CAN TAKE THAT CHEESE

♪ AND HAVE A LITTLE FUN

♪ YOU CAN DRESS IT AS A MONKEY

♪ AND HANG IT IN A TREE

♪ AND THE CHILDREN WILL

♪ THANK YOU

♪ FOR SETTING THEM FREE

♪ FOR THE CHILDREN

♪ WILL NOT BE FREE

♪ UNTIL A LITTLE CHEESE MONKEY

♪ IS HUNG UP IN A TREE

♪ A TREE IS A CREATURE

♪ IT'S MADE OF WOOD

♪ IT'S A LEAFY TREAT

♪ AND IT LOOKS QUITE GOOD

♪ SO IF YOU FEEL BAD

♪ AND IF YOU FELL SAD

♪ GET THREE LITTLE THINGS

♪ THAT'LL MAKE YOU FEEL GLAD

♪ GOD MADE WOOD

♪ MAN MADE CHEESE

♪ AND A WOMAN

♪ WILL MAKE CHILDREN

♪ IF YOU JUST SAY PLEASE

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ THEY MAKE YOUR LIFE SO SWEET

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

♪ I'M TALKING ABOUT WOOD...

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ MAKES IT SOUND SO SWEET

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ OH, HO

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ MAKING LIFE SOUND SO SWEET

♪ WHOA

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN

♪ YEAH

OW!

OW!

(LAUGHTER)

♪ WOOD, CHEESE AND CHILDREN ♪

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

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