Giraldo Tribute - Firing Up the Roasts

Season 1 , Ep 101 03/18/11 Views: 38,126

Jeff Ross explains how Greg Giraldo would break the ice at a Comedy Central Roast, and Nick Swardson describes Giraldo's performance at the Roast of Larry the Cable Guy. (0:55)

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- THERE'S A FUN COMPETITIONAT A ROAST

WHERE YOU WANNA HAVE THAT--THAT BEST JOKE, YOU KNOW.

AND IT'S--IT'S GOOD BECAUSEIT KEEPS THE BAR HIGH.

- GREG WOULD GO ON FIRST,

WHICH OBVIOUSLY ALL THE COMICSARE VERY JEALOUS OF

BECAUSE HE GETS TO JUST,YOU KNOW.

HE'D SAY, "WELL, I HAVETO BREAK THE ICE."

YOU KNOW, "I HAVE TO BREAK--I GOTTA DO MY OWN WARM-UP.

I GOTTA BREAK THE ICE."

HE WOULD CRUSH THE ICE.

- WHAT A TEENY LITTLE PIMP.

MAN, BEING A PIMPAIN'T EASY,

ESPECIALLY WHEN YOU GOTTASTAND ON PHONE BOOKS

TO SMACK A BITCH.

KATHY, YOU LOOK LIKERONALD MCDONALD

FUCKED LUCILLE BALL'S CORPSE

THEN PUSHED IT DOWNA FLIGHT OF STAIRS.

LISA ACTUALLY HAS A LOT INCOMMON WITH THAT OCTOMOM.

SHE'S NEVER GIVEN BIRTH,BUT SHE HAS HAD 80 FINGERS

INSIDE HERAT THE SAME TIME.

- EVEN, LIKE,THE CABLE GUY ROAST

IS ARGUABLY ONE OFTHE FUNNIEST TEN MINUTES

I THINK I'VE EVER SEENANYWHERE EVER.

AND I MEAN, LIKE,OUT OF ANYTHING.

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