Sandra Bernhard - Fighting

Jimmie Walker & Andy Kindler Season 1, Ep 0141 02/24/1992 Views: 969

We're fighting and we all look alike. (1:00)

OH, THAT'S GREAT.

MMM, I JUST HAD THE MOSTDELICIOUS INDIAN DINNER

THAT I ATE FIVE MINUTESBEFORE I WALKED OUT HERE--

NICE LIGHT THING, INDIAN FOOD.

A LITTLE CHICKEN TIKKAAND YOU KNOW...

ARE YOU INDIAN?

YOU'RE NOT INDIAN INDIAN?

ARE YOU AMERICAN INDIAN?

OR SHOULD I SAY NATIVE AMERICAN?

( lone applause )

CAN WE ESTABLISH WHAT YOU ARE?

JUST FOR ME,JUST FOR ME.

LATINO?

NO.

WHAT ARE YOU?

FILIPINO.

THE WORLD IS SUCH A MIXTURE,A RARE EXOTIC BLEND.

I CAN'T TELL ANYMORE,IT'S LIKE...

THE ARABS AND THE JEWSALL LOOK ALIKE TO ME, YOU KNOW?

WE'RE FIGHTING AND WE ALLLOOK ALIKE, IT'S JUST...

IT'S A SHANDE FOR THE GOYIM,I DON'T KNOW.

( laughter )

WHAT CAN I SAY?

( applause )

DON'T YOU AGREE?

LADIES?

IT'S REALLY A SHAME WE CAN'TGET ALONG OVER THERE

BUT WE'LL GET INTO THAT LATER--

PLEASE, I DON'T WANTTO BRING YOU DOWN.