Rapid Refresh - Madonna: Model Parent

  • Season 1 , Ep 1001
  • 01/06/2014
  • Views: 962

Kumail Nanjiani, Paul Scheer and Andrea Savage guess a football kicker's apology tweet and caption Madonna's party picture. (3:01)

>> Chris: ALL RIGHT, RIPPED FROM

TODAY'S INTERNET HEADLINES, IT

IS RAPID REFRESH, THE FIRST ONE

OF 2014.

(APPLAUSE)

THE FIRST COMEDIAN TO BUZZ IN

WITH THE CORRECT ANSWER GETS 100

POINTS.

POINT VALUES DID NOT CHANGE OVER

THE HOLIDAYS.

NO INFLATION.

IT WAS A BIG WEEKEND FOR

FOOTBALLING, WHATEVER THAT IS.

PAT Mc... SPORTS IS CRAZY,

KUMAIL.

PAT McAFEE, WHO'S PAID TO KICK

FOOTBALLS, ACCIDENTALLY

PHOTOGRAPHED MAN BALLS.

IF YOU CAN SEE THIS IN THE

BACKGROUND THERE, THAT IS NAKED

INDIANAPOLIS COLTS QUARTERBACK

ANDREW LUCK UNLUCKILY

PHOTOBOMBING A LOCKER ROOM

PICTURE WHICH McAFEE TWEETED AND

QUICKLY DELETED.

THERE HE IS IN THE BACKGROUND

THERE.

AWW, LOOK AT LITTLE WOLVERINE

BACK THERE.

(LAUGHTER)

"LOGAN, DOES IT HURT WHEN IT

COMES OUT?"

"EVERY TIME."

(LAUGHTER)

OH, COME ON.

ALL RIGHT, I'LL TAKE IT.

I'LL TAKE IT.

I'M ATTENTION STARVED.

IT WAS A LONG HOLIDAY.

WHAT WAS McAFEE'S NEXT TWEET?

WAS IT:

KUMAIL?

>> A!

>> Chris: THE CORRECT ANSWER IS

"A."

WOULD YOU BRING THAT PICTURE

BACK UP?

DO YOU THINK HE DELETED IT

BECAUSE OF THE TWEET, OR BECAUSE

OF THIS GUY'S AWFUL SANDALS

RIGHT HERE?

>> NOW, CHRIS THIS IS THE SAME

OUTFIT THAT YOU WEAR BEHIND THAT

PODIUM.

IT'S JUST A TOWEL AND FLIP

FLOPS, RIGHT?

YEAH.

>> Chris: YES, I'M WEARING A

TOWEL AND SANDALS UNDERNEATH.

>> NOTHING'S CHANGED!

(laughter)

>> Chris: POINTS TO ANDREA

SAVAGE AS REPARATIONS FOR OUR

RELATIONSHIP.

ALL RIGHT, MADONNA CAUSED A

SHITESTORM OF CONTROVERSY AFTER

INSTAGRAMMING THIS PICTURE OF

HER 13-YEAR-OLD SON ROCCO AND

TWO OF HIS TEENAGE FRIENDS

HOLDING BOTTLES OF ALCOHOL,

BECAUSE THAT'S JUST GOOD

PARENTING.

MADONNA?

REALLY?

(LAUGHTER)

THE INTERNET'S ALL PISSED OFF

ABOUT IT NOW.

HOW DID MADONNA CAPTION THIS

PICTURE?

(LAUGHTER)

YES, KUMAIL?

>> I'M GOING GO WITH B.

THE PARTY HAS JUST BEGUN.

>> Chris: YES!

>> WHY DOES HE HANG OUT WITH

SOMEONE SIGNIFICANTLY OLDER AND

THEN SIGNIFICANTLY YOUNGER?

(LAUGHTER)

>> THIS IS LIKE A FAILED T.G.I.

FRIDAY SHOW.

>> Chris: IT'S CALLED 12 STEP BY

STEP.

(LAUGHTER)

POINTS TO ME!

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