Laurie Kilmartin - Cost of Living

Mirman, Friedlander, O'Neal, Kilmartin Season 5, Ep 501 11/23/2001 Views: 2,990

One of Laurie Kilmartin's New York City roommates is a prostitute and a temp. (1:24)

THIS IS WHY I LOVE NEW YORK

CITY.

(CHEERING)

YEAH.

IT'S A GREAT PLACE TO LIVE.

IT'S A LITTLE PRICEY.

YOU KNOW?

I HAVE THREE ROOMMATES AND ONE

OF MY ROOMMATES IS A PROSTITUTE

AND A TEMP.

WHEN I FIRST MOVED IN SHE GOES

"LAURIE, TURNING TRICKS ISN'T

ENOUGH MONEY IN THIS TOWN.

YOU HAVE TO KNOW WORD AND

EXCEL."

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE)

OH, YEAH!

AND MY MOM TRIED TO CHEER ME UP

WHEN I FIRST MOVED HERE.

SHE GOES, "YOU KNOW, SWEETIE.

YOUR DAD AND I TOOK OUT A LIFE

INSURANCE POLICY AND WE WANT YOU

TO KNOW THAT WHEN DIE,

GOD FORBID, YOU'RE GONNA GET

A LITTLE HUNK OF MONEY.

SO...

HANG IN THERE."

(LAUGHTER)

THAT'S SWEET.

I WISH I DIDN'T KNOW THAT RIGHT

NOW.

YOU KNOW, BEFORE I KNEW THAT,

THE THOUGHT OF LOSING MY PARENTS

WAS DEVASTATING TO ME.

NOW IF FEEL LIKE THEY'VE HAD

A GOOD RUN.

(LAUGHTER)

YEAH.

YEAH.

OH, YEAH.

AH-HUH.

WHY DON'T YOU CASH IN YOUR CHIPS

FOR CHRIST'S SAKES.

LET LAURIE HAVE A LITTLE SOME,

SOME.

(LAUGHTER AND APPLAUSE)