I Don't Bet

  • Season 3 , Ep 14
  • 02/06/2013
  • Views: 123,655

Ders explains how a gambling problem he had in the past nearly ruined his life. (1:07)

- YES!- HOLY COW!

THAT KID IS A JOCK!

LOVE TO SEE WHAT HE COULDDO IN THE POOL.

I BET HE'S GOT GREAT WALTZ.- YEAH.

ALL THESE KIDS,THEY'RE JUST CHILDREN OUT THERE.

A LOT OF THEM PROBABLYHAVEN'T EVEN SPROUTED PUBES.

PUT ME IN--I'M A REAL MAN.

I'VE GOT A VERY DENSE BUSH.

- MAN, LOOK AT THAT VISOR.THAT THING'S RAD-ASS.

HE LOOKS LIKECOBRA COMMANDER.

- HIS TOUCHDOWN DANCEIS A LITTLE WEAK.

WHAT I WOULD DO, IF I EVERACTUALLY PLAYED FOOTBALL,

IS I'D DO THE DANCEBEFORE THE PLAY EVEN STARTED.

LET 'EM KNOW WHAT'S UP.

JUST A LITTLE...

- RIGHT.- OH.

- YEAH.VERY FUN DANCE.

- TIMBERLAKE.- I LIKE IT.

UM, IT'S KIND OF STUPIDTO DO IT BEFORE THE PLAY,

'CAUSE THEN THE OPPONENT KNOWSTHAT YOU'RE GONNA GET THE BALL.

- I BET YOU $100 I WOULDSTILL BE ABLE TO SCORE.

- I DON'T BET, SO...

- I BET YOU DO.- I BET I--

NICE TRY.- YEAH, I GOT YOU, DUDE.

- I USED TO BE A MAJOR PLAYERIN THE GAMBLING WORLD,

ALL RIGHT?- MM.

- I LOST EVERYTHING.- HMM.

- INCLUDING MY MIND.HAVEN'T GAMBLED SINCE.

- NO, I REMEMBER THAT.YOU LOST, LIKE, 80 BUCKS.

- IT WAS MONEY YOUR GRANDMAGAVE YOU FOR YOUR BIRTHDAY.

- NO, BUT SHE HAD TO CANCELHER SUBSCRIPTION FROM CABLE

FOR A MONTH.

SOMETIMES,WHEN YOU'RE A GRANDMA,

A MONTH'S ALL YOU GOT.

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